THURSDAY #3745

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Why? Someone, please tell me. Seriously.

I humbly submit...

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PEOPLE

You should know that those guys aren't just for decoration. 
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This is a young man's game...

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When my daughter was about two she filled up her onesie footed pajamas with diarrhea and I did, in fact, hose her off in the yard.
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What Happens Next?

A. An ostrich pecks her.
B. Her pants split.
C. She splits apart like a goddamn amoeba.
D. Some low life gooses her right in her upturned vagina.
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C. She splits apart like a goddamn amoeba. 
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Privileged children all wear that same smug expression.

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The more things change...

I smile every time I see that.
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Some of you more astute observers may have noticed that the previous three images were reposts.

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That's the goddamnest most manly thing I have seen all year!
You did notice the wagering money change hands at the end?
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No, I was mistaken. THIS is the goddamnest most manly thing I have seen all year!

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Why do so many people romanticize the 1950s? I mean, we still have milkshakes and racism.

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PLACES

I would PAY somebody to let me do that job.
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Donald Trump - the butt of jokes the world over.
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Looks like fun. 
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 That took me much too long.
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Sunset on Mars

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Chicago
 
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Those little crosses along the highway aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong. The article I wrote about this was wrong and I'm sorry.

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THINGS

That guy wrote an article about the difficulties of getting a rig like that...and I lost it. And it had his go-fund-me account to which I was going to donate.
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I had no idea that was even possible.
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An award-winning photograph.

The eye finds repeating shapes very pleasing.

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I've shown you this before, but I saw it again and realized it would be a great survival tool.

You really could make your own basket to replace the bucket and woven reeds for a cage. Then you cook 'em up in a mess of gravy.
A man came home and asked what was for dinner.
His wife said, "How does a little squab sound?"
And he said, "Coo, coo."
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My wife's vehicular motto...

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Speaking of movies...

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Many men would rather have oral sex instead of the more traditional vaginal sex. How about women?
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Rehydrating a  Selaginella Lepidophylla

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Prof Stephen Hawking has been honored on a new 50p coin.

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Get it? 
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Question: Would you rather be crucified on a cross or tied in this ice cream sandwich thing?
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Sex is like pizza - if you are going to use BBQ sauce you better know what the fuck you're doing.

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IDEAS WORTHY OF SHARING

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Size Venn Diagram

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https://www.register-herald.com/news/state_region/house-of-delegates-passes-bill-without-updated-human-health-water/article_793de696-6c5a-5189-bac1-e937c92822cc.html?fbclid=IwAR1A-eHl-ec9z8f7awkpSYozN9kn46IgywjhKWaxpUIpKzG10JC9GyaqdHQ

Unfuckingbelievable.
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I'm the guy who blames local governments for a large share of it for not having enough rubbish bins.
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There are those who still don't believe he wrote this.
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Is it factual?

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"One of these days, Alice, to the moon, TO THE MOON!"
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