THURSDAY #3759

One Of My Very Own

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ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-47873592
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LET US GET WEIRD

Foreplay game level you will never attain.
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Have you ever wondered how they do things like this?

Well...

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*MNBT
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He's an internet legend. 
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Don't we all, Sparky, don't we all.
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What the fucking fuck!

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Imagine the excitement of the first scientist to travel between parallel dimensions. He'll be beside himself.

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VISUAL GAGS MY WIFE DID NOT GET

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And...

Dammit, Janet!
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Remember, this image has successfully been removed from the internet.

I will probably be banned in Russia again for that. 
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Original cut

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"Playing" with a 30-year-old MRI.

I almost freaked the fuck out inside one of those. I kept my eyes closed but then I felt my breath bouncing off the chamber wall and back in my face, thus letting me know how tight it was.
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Quite honestly I don't get that either. Adam? That was a whole nother story.
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Pay attention.

Hahahabannanaha!
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The oddity of dating: Hey I like your face, also possibly your body. Let's see if I can stand your personality until we die okay?

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FUN LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS

There's a story to be told here...

"They can't fire us all." 
- Those 16, probably. 
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I didn't even know there was a vaccine for pneumonia much less that I needed one.
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How come I never thought of that until now? 
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That makes perfect sense. 
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Doctors won't tell you this but reattaching a limb isn't that hard, but what's hard is getting it to stay after it's had a taste of freedom.

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ACTIVITIES NORMAL PEOPLE 
DO NOT DO

Sure, there are some people who require more danger in their lives, I guess. But why wouldn't they become a firefighter or cop or even soldier and GET PAID FOR RISKING LIFE AND LIMB? 
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And this idiot could join the Coast Guard sea rescue and jump into dangerous waters all the time.

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On the first date she asks him what he does...how would he respond?
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Go back and look at the old bitch's express when she uses it on herself.
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Made in China

The guy with the eye patch should definitely be driving.
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I have a theory about this very thing...

If you do something wrong long enough then you get muscle memory for the mistake.
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If Germany is the Fatherland and Russia is the Motherland, then WWII was just a brutal divorce.

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S.T.E.M. MATTERS

Stump removal made easy through engineering.

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If you have an iPhone then you know what this is.

Well, I have caller ID on my TV screen and it reads:

PROBABLY FRAUD

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I've been hearing about more and more places fighting back against these idiots and their infectious little bastard children.

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We were stuck in traffic once when I was a kid and I had to pee so badly that I cried and my mom gave me a coffee cup to pee in and I think about that day every time I pee in a coffee cup.

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GAMING THE SYSTEM

My Favorite Motto:
You need to game the system before the system games you.

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