WEDNESDAY #3758

One Of My Very Own

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

The inside of a space suit.

Where would they put their beer? 
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If you don't have scallops where you live, you have missed a real treat.

There are many ways to cook it but I'm from the South where we fry the shit out of everything.  A rather unique taste.
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Desert Eagle Rubber Band Gun

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I would find a way to break that in the first ten minutes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvWkEhGBIhl/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=18wjff4p2uvfi
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It's called the OneTimeHammer - order today! 
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Spontaneous synchronization

Just resonance?
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How to make sure you get your borrowed pen back. 
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Is that an example of irony?
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Full House fans have found a 1993 episode of the show called "Be True To Your Preschool". In it,  Aunt Becky stops Uncle Jesse from lying to get their toddler twins into an 'elite preschool'.

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PEOPLE TO BE ADMIRED

And I sit on my fat arse night after night making excuses not to exercise. 
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A pioneer if there ever was one...

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Could that be real? 
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I was stated that that was difficult to do. Well, no shit.
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It makes me sad that I could probably name a bunch of sports stars but didn't know this gentleman's name until today. I need to be a better person.

He may have saved more lives than any other human being.

"...created autism!" 
- Anti-vaxxers, probably.
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In the amount of time it took them to learn how to do that, they could both learned how to be a dental hygienist or something by now. 
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That was what my wife looked like when I first met her...back when she gave the best blow jobs I've ever had.

 There is no feeling like knowing you are loved. And I mean that.

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God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib*

Adam: That's a weird way to make people.

God: Wait till you see how she does it.

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PEOPLE NOT TO BE ADMIRED

Punk Croc?

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Florida man in the wild

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Oh, tell me no, Big Bird, tell me no.
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This image has been around since the birth of the internet.

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*MNBT
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Hey, rest of the world, the ball is in your court.
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My family lived on such a tight budget growing up that whenever there was a light at the end of the tunnel, my dad would turn it off.

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THOUGHT FODDER

The internet is no fan of vaping.

*MNBT
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 I taught elementary school and know for a fact that way over half of the free meals ends up in the garbage. 
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My buddy, Jack, told me about going into an adult film shop years ago and asking the very old lady behind the counter what was the difference between XXX and XXXX movies, and without even looking up from the book she was reading said very nonchalantly, "Cum shot."
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 Recognize these people? Look closely.

That's fucking amazing. 
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Population

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I need to re-home a dog. It's a small terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over my next door neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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DANGER, DANGER, DANGER

 The route our parents took to school - the warm months.

 

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 Amazing.
But this one seems to have forgotten how to slither, inching instead.

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Oh, look, another...

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The Warrior Wife

And there are those who don't think women aren't ready for combat. But if I were her I would have a rabies test as soon as possible.
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Pay attention

I did a little research and apparently, it's true.
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British Airways flight to Dusseldorf (Germany) landed in Edinburgh by mistake.

The flight set off from London City Airport at 7.47am and landed in Scotland at around 9am.

One woman said that most people onboard thought it was a joke when the pilot announced the plane was about to land in Edinburgh.

Sophie Cooke, 24, told the BBC that people were asked to raise their hands if they wanted to go to Dusseldorf.

She said: "The pilot said he had no idea how it had happened. (emphasis mine)

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Ukrainian army in the war zone, Eastern Ukraine.

Andriy Verkhoglyad. 23 years old. Company commander.

"Chupa, snipers came to us!" 
"How do you know?" 
"Fashionable helmets, a bunch of luggage with extra equipment, guns in the covers." 

"Even this mug was damaged, it could not withstand the enemy fire..."

 "Stop! Go back! Restricted zone. Driving, walking is prohibited. Shoot on sight.  Respectfully, the soldiers of 72d Separate Mechanised Brigade."

 Looks like WWI.

Real life Red Dawn - a movie about unprovoked aggression with heroism by young people. 

http://euromaidanpress.com/2014/07/04/verified-ways-to-help-the-ukrainian-army/#ukrainian-based-initiatives

Stay safe my friends.
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 He laughed, I laughed.

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