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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, May 24, 2020

SUNDAY #4169

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
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THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE

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Absurdity is your friend.
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For whatever reason, he is no longer an internet darling.  
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This young man is carrying two long stacks of plastic glasses. How many stacks will hit the floor?
A. None of them. (hahahahaha)
B. One stack.
C. Both stacks.
D. Dozens and dozens of stacks. 
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D. Dozens and dozens of stacks. 
In his defense, who authorized the glasses to be stacked like that? It's an accident just waiting to happen.
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"I held the door for you, Bro."
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Thank goodness my food comes pre-murdered. I don’t know if I could do that.

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UNUSUALNESSES


Go figure. 
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Think about that.
^^B2^^

What happens when you remove the apical meristem.

The apical meristem is the growth region in plants found within the root tips and the tips of the new shoots and leaves. Apical meristem is one of three types of meristem, or tissue that can differentiate into different cell types. Meristem is the tissue in which growth occurs in plants.
^^B3^^


SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
^^B4^^

It's A Lion's Life: A photo essay.
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The little dog that could...
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No caption. No explanation. I see nothing interesting.
I should have put it in the puzzle section and that one guy would find it in 9 seconds or less.
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Is he drawing with the charcoal at the end of the torch?
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 ????
Probably an art installation.
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 That ain't funny.
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I can't imagine that a bunch of drunk yahoos hasn't toppled it by now.
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Found it...
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The day we beat the Nazis.
 Every Nazi after the war...
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Him: “So, what made you agree to this blind date?”
Me: “I really need to feel something inside me other than my demons.”
Him: “Wait, wh-?”
My demon: “Shush! Let her finish. Can you believe this guy?”

Me: “I know, right?”

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN NOT OR WILL NOT DO

The girlfriend pulled the guy's handbrake, so he would stop racing the bikers...
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 "You give me HALF a banana, Karen?!?"
- Turtle probably
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High above Fuckthatshitville. 
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In case you missed it like I did I offer a still...
Alligator? 
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Who would drive toward that monster?
In case  it didn't load:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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He had to leave the set for a little medical attention...
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That made me queasy. 
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This is why you should hone your situational awareness skills...
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"Next stop, the hospital" 
- Conductor probably
If you would like to hear the thud: 
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Karen after only getting two hot sauce packets with her order...

Karen with sound:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Wakey, wakey!
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm always amazed at all of the things you find to post.
Today's favorites: A6, B2, B3, B11, C3, and C9 made me almost cry.
Towanda

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