THURSDAY #4158

One Of My Very Own

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THURSDAY SILLINESSES

“Soylent Brown?”
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I do that, too. 
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I'd like to see that. 
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I could have co-written that.
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Tiger Queen

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Jeez. Pornhub has ruined me. 
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Hobby Lobby and Chick-Fil-A have one thing in common: I never go there.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

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I love this clip.

**IKIARBISW 

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Unbridled power...

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I don't care if it's photoshopped, I like it. 
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"I'm here to watch girls kiss" sign. 
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How many strikes by the weedeater will it take to burst the balloon?

A. 1

B. 12

C. 40

D. Undetermined

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D. Undetermined 
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This guy purposely cut his pizza so there were three pepperoni on every slice.

I do shit like that all the time...ALL THE TIME!
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The girl with the hoop earrings.

Nice.
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Motorcyclist steals toll

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I would give that man money. 
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"There is something on your shoulder..."

It's just a fucking grasshopper.
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When she's down with role-playing...

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Quarantine Day 21: Turns out I don’t hate my coworkers as much as I thought I did.

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GET LEARNT

Always hire your own inspector before buying.
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I bet they have done that many times before.
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Story Time: Adam Savage Gets Investigated By FBI For Homemade Star Wars Prop

SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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Astronomers Have Found a Star That Survived Being Swallowed by a Black Hole

SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Shinkansen connection...

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Stacking Churchill ARK Armored Ramp Carriers to allow other vehicles to cross a wide trench.

If it could run underwater it would span small rivers.
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Highly venomous Redback Spider catches a Nope Rope...

What does it do with it now?
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Son: Mom, there’s a monster under my bed.

Me: How long has he been there? He better cough up some rent money.

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My kind of humor...absurd.
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DYING IS EASY

THERE ARE WAYS TO LESSEN YOUR CHANCES OF DYING

Don't fuck with Newton

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Don't flaunt social mores in front of others...

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Don't let people kick you in the face...

Christine Stanley knocking out Katie Anita Runyan in 5 seconds. 
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There's your problem right there...unmaintained automobile...

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Don't live in an authoritarian country...

 This happened in the US in only 2005. See Roper v. Simmons.

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Live longer. Don't be delicious...

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Avoid rattlesnakes...

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Shun warzones...

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 Be nice to the wife...
Dead husband walking...

But wait, there's more... 

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Stay alert...

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Don't be an astronaut...

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Don't be president...

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 Topographical Map of California

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 I'm running out of those and don't come across much dark humor anymore.

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 The "ramp" is made of duct tape.

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https://i.imgur.com/VL78kaL.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/AsjxbDA.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/NFUEtUs.mp4

https://imgur.com/gallery/lMlmkIA

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