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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, May 21, 2020

THURSDAY #4166

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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GET LEARNT

The flower of Patience. It opens every 7 years. And it lasts 7 days. 
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That is a beautiful bit of graphic design.
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This is an extremely educational read:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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I have discussed this before, but I think the world needs to get together and pick one unit of measure for hailstones. I'm in favor or game balls, not coins or fruit.
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I could have used that a couple of times.
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I can smell that just like I was standing there.
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 One way to do it...
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Dutch giant Olivier Richters (left) 2.18 m (7 ft 2 in) with The Mountain.

 Top 20 countries with the tallest men:
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This looks like a big improvement by reducing unintended injuries.
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Phenomenal visual of Oklahoma supercells from space...
Can I assume that is caused by cold air running into warm air?
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Well, there's your problem right there...

The annual migration of sod from the highlands into the valley to mate.
 Time to move. House for sale- comes with a beautifully moving landscape right at your back door.
Goddamn dirt main burst again.

Does anybody know what causes that?
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We had a detangler brush when I was younger, it was called scissors.

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WHAT IT IS IS FUNNY

Hahahahahahahahaha!  
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Not that there's anything wrong with it. 
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[verification needed]
I wonder how many people understand that reference.  
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Make sure to wash your hands before AND after you eat the rich.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Snake begins to eat alligator...
 Snakes finishes eating alligator...
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Is this ONE FUCKING SNAKE?!?

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Australian!  
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A serval experiencing ice for the first time ever...

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“You can’t even handle 4 weeks locked inside AT HOME?! You’d never make it in prison!”

Well no shit. It’s one of many reasons I don’t commit crimes, ya dipshit.

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THAT WHICH IS SELDOM SEEN

 Her mama isn't home and she wouldn’t take the bottle, so he had to improvise.
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Changing spools on a carpet weaving machine.
Notice how she is forced to bend over. A slight design change would end that.  
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I'm assuming those are fake but the vine sure looks real.  
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Legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it,
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The reason why construction projects run late...

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The spraypainted flames add 2 hp.
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There is a 100% chance that your teenage son has or will fuck the family food more than once.

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"It wasn’t weird until my husband asked why I didn’t send him the nudes I made him take of me."

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SOMETHING IS AMISS


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 Can we get a moment of silence for our fallen comrade...
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Right in the eye!  
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Hammer on hammer without eye protection. 
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With music: SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Wait for it...
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**IKIARBISW  
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What must she be thinking? 
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That's gotta hurt!!
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 That is one ultra-cool cat.
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 A little dark quarantine humor.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

puzzle time. 4 are left. the 2 that were eaten had to be broken and cooked first.

Anonymous said...

Puzzel time: I reckon you still have 4 eggs left.

Anonymous said...

You have 4 left. You still have the broken and fried ones because you didn't eat them.

Anonymous said...

Although your answer is correct, I fear your logic is flawed. Are you saying we ate the two raw eggs in the shell, and that left us with two cracked eggs and two uncracked fried eggs?

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