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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020


One Of My Very Own


















Technically, a village has a population of 500-2500, 200 persons is a hamlet.



My Family: Show us on the doll where you…where you touched yourself.

*I slowly point to the doll’s face, everyone erupts in sobs and wailing*




Making a movie?


Choose Adorpion



That would be me.

So close...


His nose...or lack thereof...
I think it's an illusion but not certain.


Buy a lottery ticket.

Mclaren: 240k. Internet mockery: priceless.



You guys, I figured it out. This whole COVID-19 strain is autocorrect’s fault. Somebody asked for a protein bar but got a protein bat instead. Easy mistake to make.





Spider silk material = 100+
Ballsack design = 0

The Czech Republic put up signs about the 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre for Chinese tourists

Elephant uses a tool to clean between its toes...

Dog with two legs - on the same side -  is a happy dog...


Fish ladder in Pichoux Gorge, Delémont, Switzerland 




The inventor of beer: This will change the world.

The inventor of beer, after having kids: [invents vodka]



The eating disorder anorexia nervosa only became familiar to us in the last few decades, but documented cases go back to antiquity. It wasn't quite recognized as a mental illness because sufferers appeared to be completely rational, even when their behavior was self-destructive. Accounts tell of holy women, some of the saints, who transcended earthly flesh by not eating. One of them was Catherine of Siena (1347-80).


USS New Jersey fires a broadside off the Vietnamese coast in 1969.

The tomb of the first queen of breakfast?

If Karen was a guy...

It looks like it could be dangerous.

I didn't realize it was so old...
My cereal of choice.


I read this over and over and still don't get it.
Exerting personal control over one's own laundry could be empowering, LUX ads suggested to female audiences. Women would have to wage a tough fight against their underclothes, which seemed to take on lives of their own in [J. Walter Thompson Company's] wartime advertising. Animated lingerie starred in LUX ad copy in the early 1940s. Flying, chattering bras, slips, camisoles, and girdles claimed to harbor their owners' unpleasant secrets. In some promotions, the sneaky garments threatened to release this information, while in other ads, they expressed pity for the oblivious young women who wore them. In one group of ads featuring the wily articles, a headline announced, "UNDIES ARE GOSSIPS!"

I’m happier now that I’ve changed from coffee to orange juice in the mornings.

My doctor explained it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it’s the vodka.



He got fired.

Guns Replaced With Selfie Sticks

Many more HERE

Cock ring for clowns.
Fun with every thrust.

Guns Removed And Replaced With Thumbs-Up
Many more HERE




I'll have some of what she had.

Speaking of...



 Best advice ever.









Jon said...

C-5 there may have been methanol vapor in the jar. It burns clear. When it cools in the fluid it will suck it up into the jar

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: If we interpret "lying" as someone in a reclined position, the answer is pretty obvious.

Ralph Henry said...

How very clever.

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