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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, June 9, 2020


One Of My Very Own





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 That sounds like a dad joke as does this...

My uncle used to introduce his wife as his "current wife."

Wife wants to argue.

[getting out my vuvuzela]



Aloe Vera

"They pay me to build pipes, not to move rocks."

What a marvel our brains are.

How is that even possible? 


The difference between how a Shepherd approaches a situation compared to how a Mal approaches a situation.


A twang as I recall. 

250ft Straight Down

Street Legal?
How does he see where he's going?

I like that.


My neighbor hates when I go over to borrow a cup of money.



Very patient horse. 
It probably thinks it's hilarious.

So what did you do today?

Why I don't own a motorcycle - #4528


A very lucky man...

"One question for the ladies - do we look like this?"




Russia seems like a strange place.

Jose Guillen redeems a botched catch with one of the greatest throws in baseball history

 This line for Krispy Kreme will blow your mind...I mean it.


INVENTOR OF CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER: *stops smashing peanuts* Well that’s enough of that I think.



The hooded pitohui is one of the only poisonous birds.

A scorpion's mouth has tiny pinchers.


I took a bricklaying class. Putting mortar on the end is called "buttering" it. It is not as easy as it looks.

4 million dollar quartz found in Arkansas

The image shows a mine worker posing beside a 2.5-meter chunk of quartz discovered beneath mineral-rich Arkansas, reports the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. Joel Ledbetter, a spokesman for the Ron Coleman Mining company, told the newspaper the man in the photo was part of a mining team that spent four days excavating the quartz in 2016. He said the lump of crystals was uncovered in the company mine in Jessieville, about 30 minutes north of the city Hot Springs.


This shows flooding in Michigan. I was very interested in the strange bridge.
I have deduced that it is for pedestrians. It reminds me of the T bridge which was the bombardier's target for the first atomic bomb.

Let's take another look at this soap making.


Wound healing phases
 And here's what it looks like in action...

Star Trek TNG, Final scene of the last episode.
While in the military in Germany I had a poker game in my room every payday. One time the door was swung open and there stood the new First Sargeant. We locked eyes and I thought I was going to jail. Instead, he asked if there was room for one more. We, of course, welcomed him.



 "You dropped your tactical sandwich." 








Anonymous said...

Puzzle time:
Just one. Sample the BW box. What ever color you draw is the color of the other marble in the box. Since the other two are also labled incorrectly it is now down to just two swapped lables.

Anonymous said...

From FDR's 1944 State of the Union Address:

In our day these economic truths have become accepted as self-evident. We have accepted, so to speak, a second Bill of Rights under which a new basis of security and prosperity can be established for all regardless of station, race, or creed.

Among these are:

The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the Nation;

The right to earn enough to provide adequate food and clothing and recreation;

The right of every farmer to raise and sell his products at a return which will give him and his family a decent living;

The right of every businessman, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad;

The right of every family to a decent home;

The right to adequate medical care and the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health;

The right to adequate protection from the economic fears of old age, sickness, accident, and unemployment;

The right to a good education.


Anonymous said...

I got rid of my motorcycle because I didn't want my last words to
be "oh shit."

Anonymous said...

A2 is True
Damian Lillard-YES!!!!!
The Preemie baby that lived almost made me cry.
F*ck China

Stephen Hait said...

D6 Wooden footbridge called the Tridge in Midland MI. Similar river confluence to the 3 rivers in Columbia SC.

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