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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

TUESDAY #4206


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FACTS OF WHICH I WAS UNAWARE YESTERDAY


I've been told that it was little more than stuttering, a slight limp that decreased with age, and deafness from childhood infection. 
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Shut up and take my money...
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"...Microplastics are blowing all over the world, landing in supposedly pure habitats, like the Arctic and the remote French Pyrenees. They’re flowing into the oceans via wastewater and tainting deep-sea ecosystems, and they’re even ejecting out of the water and blowing onto land in sea breezes. And now in the American West, and presumably across the rest of the world given that these are fundamental atmospheric processes, they are falling in the form of plastic rain—the new acid rain."  
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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This is 2nd Lt. Anmol Narang, the first Sikh woman to graduate from West Point Military Academy.
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This is the Pirarucu (aka Arapaima), a fish that can grow to over 7ft long and 220lb. Its diet consists of fish, crustaceans, fruits, seeds, insects, and small land animals that walk near the shore. It can breathe air. Its boneless steaks are a delicacy.
  I didn't believe that so I looked it up.
"Pirarucu, (Arapaima Gigas), also called arapaima or paiche, ancient, air-breathing, giant fish of Amazonian rivers and lakes. One of the largest freshwater fishes in the world, the pirarucu attains a length of nearly 10 feet and a weight of 220 kg (485 pounds). The fish has a peculiar profile in that the front of the body is long and narrow, whereas the rear is flat and possesses only a rudimentary, rounded tail."
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"Col. Shaw carried a famous sword when he led his men into his final battle and this was depicted in the film Glory (1989). Upon his death, the extremely valuable sword was thought to have been stolen by a Confederate soldier and likely sold. However, it was discovered in 2017 that one of his black soldiers was able to retrieve and return the sword to the Shaw family where it was placed in an attic for over 150 years. The sword is now on display at the Massachusetts Historical Society."
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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If you ever have doubts about whether people are stupid, ask a tattoo artist what they’ve had to refuse to do for a customer.

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TOPICS TO PONDER


Don't dwell on just the negative.  
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Wouldn't it be great if you could pick and choose the components of your truck?
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This tank truck went airborne after an explosion in China.
Dayum! 
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The power of the shock wave...
Don't be a gawker.  
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I guess that stuff shouldn't be used on a housefire. 
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How did we get so obsessed with nipples? We all that them.  
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NASA Juno Probe Jupiter Flyby Last Tuesday

Never will I tire of sights like that. 
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Do you think it will ever learn that the reflection is itself? 
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Example of a non-bonded plumber...
Anybody can try to fix a plumbing problem, but nobody should fuck around with electricity unless you know what you are doing...
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What a wonderful home schooling activity.

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Who knows their mailman's name. Nobody. But the mailman looks at your name numerous times five days a week. Cut the lady some slack.
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If you tell me you’re “a voracious reader”, I’m basically just picturing a dinosaur in my head.

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ITEMS THAT AMUSE ME


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I wonder how many people know who portrayed Bob.
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
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Remember this gem?
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 I don't even know why that is funny but it has to do with this I guess.
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“I’m sorry you’re mad” is NOT a real apology.
*signs ER paperwork from a gurney*
I know this now.

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BEHAVIOR IN WHICH I CAN NOT OR WILL NOT PARTAKE


Lioness and her caretaker playing around before falling asleep together.

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I would want to have the job of just aligning them on the plate. 
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Urban Dictionary says Flood the basement refers to the moistening of the vagina prior to or during sexual intercourse.  
That lady is filling up her shoes.
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 Oh, yeah? Read this:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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You ever look at something and thought "Святое дерьмо, это смехотворно русский."
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My mailman's name is Quincy.
Towanda

Anonymous said...

B12: i really like how each pair is a negative image.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle answers
1. house divided
2. crossed wires
3
4. high seas
5. wide awake
6. unbalanced
7. tilting at windmills
8. jail break
9. lesser of two evils
10. back to basics
11.
12. tightwad

Anonymous said...

puzzle 11 enlightened

Anonymous said...

puzzle 3 peace of mind

Anonymous said...

My mailman's from Jamaica. His name is E.T. My other mailman's name is Donovan Stroud and he's also a stand up comedian.
Stephen

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