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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

WEDNESDAY #4207

One Of My Very Own

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OBJECTS I FOUND WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION

I would want all the books to be on a different page of the same book.
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Why?
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Breakfast Hash
Damn, that looks good! 
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A guy playing with his food...
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Margie’s Meatloaf Mecca is the talk of Athens, Ohio. The restaurant serves only meatloaf and strawberry milk. On the restaurant's website, proprietor Margie Pandora boasts of three kinds of meatloaf ("moist, dry and drier") and strawberry milk that uses a half cup of strawberry powder for each glass. A billboard in Athens says the restaurant is "coming soon," but the sign has been up since October, and there is no restaurant at the address. And there never will be...it's an elaborate prank by a friend of hers.
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Unique Tombstone
 This is he...

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Turns out competitive aquascaping is a thing.
 Amazing.
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Southerners love porches. Northerners not so much. Sure, they have their stoops but without a roof over them.
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How very clever.
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[learning how to tie shoes in school]
Jesus: *raising hand* Why do we have to learn things some of us will never use in real life?

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Absurd humor at its finest.
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FACTS OF WHICH I WAS UNAWARE YESTERDAY


Asphalt may not seem particularly soft to us as we walk on it, but that's only because we don't weigh several thousand pounds. The heavyweight of a transport truck, on the other hand, causes the asphalt to deflect downwards slightly beneath each wheel.
As a result, the truck is perpetually in a state of trying to climb out of an ever-so-slight depression in the road. This means that it burns more fuel than it would otherwise, producing more carbon dioxide emissions in the process. According to MIT researchers Hessam Azarijafari, Jeremy Gregory, and Randolph Kirchain, this problem could be alleviated if roads were made of stiffer materials.
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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The Dangers of Thawing Permafrost
Russia. May 29. A reservoir owned by a Russian company, named Norilsk Nickel (Nornickel), has collapsed. This caused about 21,000 tonnes of diesel fuel to spill, polluting the rivers in the Arctic. The company, as well as the Russian officials, suspect that the cause for the collapse was the permafrost thawing. Thankfully, it would seem that the damage caused by the catastrophic incident could be reversible, as the first stage of the cleanup operation was completed a few days ago. But there’s something more dangerous than the incident apparently, and that something would be the one that might have been behind the incident — the thawing permafrost. It :
...is a time bomb threatening health and the environment and risks speeding up global warming. 
...When permafrost thaws, this matter warms up and decomposes, eventually releasing the carbon that it holds as carbon dioxide (CO2) and methane, gases which have a greenhouse warming effect on the planet.
...The thawing of the permafrost also threatens to unlock disease-causing bacteria and viruses long trapped in the ice.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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Gömböc—The Shape That Shouldn't Exist
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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10 years ago, Santa Fe, New Mexico personality Forrest Fenn buried a chest with $1 million worth of gold and jewels somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. As clues, he publicly offered a map and a poem. That was all that some 350,000 treasure hunters had to go on.
Here is the original map and poem:
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Marriage is the worst fight or flight simulation ever.

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HUMANS WITH WHOM WE SHARE THIS PLANET


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Brilliant!
I like the hot dick!
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Remember these young ladies?


This is what they look like now.
Somebody had a nose job.
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Hey James
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Yeah, the balancing is cool and all but look at the environment. Who lives like that?
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The moment this jogger realized he stumbled into a couple's engagement photo.
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Black Man choking to death - what do strangers do?

With sound:
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

Years ago I read an article concerning choking.
Your chances are far greater if:
You are eating in a hurry.
You are carrying on a conversation.
You have bad teeth.
Eating steak.
And lastly, the average size of the bite resulting in choking?
As big as half a pack of cigarettes.
Yeah, wow.
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Judge: I find you guilty of all charges.
Neutron: This is some bullshit.

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CREATURES WITH WHOM WE SHARE THE PLANET


Want to try and explain this without using the phrase "cursed by a demon"?

The Jacana Bird carries its chicks under its wings.
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A girl and her tank puppy
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Four men have been arrested in Uganda and face a life sentence if found guilty. 
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 That little cap is probably the cutest thing I've seen all week.
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King Vulture
It looks like something your grandma would make with knitting needles and a hot glue gun.
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"Just slid in to say hi not I'm off again."
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 Don't do that.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woman in wheelchair has thumb/forefinger touching in bottom pic.

Ron said...

Great grandma is a racist

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: Grandma is throwing a gangsta sign in second picture.

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