WENSDAY #4242

One Of My Very Own

FUNNYISH ITEMS...I HOPE

I remember thinking the same thing.
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One does what one must.

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Okay. 
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I would certainly eat horse meat. I would eat dog and cat meat. My cultural inculcation was not all that effective.
But I draw the line on WHALE FLAVORED HORSE MEAT!

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TRIED WHAT?!? 
WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED, DAMNIT!?! 
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 But did she or did she not get to where she needed to be?
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Her brother bought her a mask.

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This guy has a ton of very funny stuff on YouTube.

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"Someone alive for sure." 
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[1873]

Scientist: [*exits time machine*] “I did it! I visited the future”

Assistant: “What was it like?”

Scientist: “Do you like staring at rectangles?”

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

How hot is it in Texas?

Wait for it...

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A soldier "turtle" ant, which uses its rounded head to block off the nest entrance.

Well, if you have a head like that what else would you do with it?
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This is what a hatchling would have to eat to grow to that size.

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I never thought of this being a problem.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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There are two ways for a bear enters a house:

Slowly and carefully...respectfully even.

And quickly and rudely.

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Look at the size of its feet!

They resemble human feet.
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Hell, I could do it that way.
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This little guy has a strange defense mechanism.

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A very effective survival adaptation.

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ME: I wonder why you have to disclose if someone died in a house you’re selling, but not a car?

COUPLE NO LONGER BUYING MY CAR: "We can walk from here, I think."

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MOST IMPRESSIVE THINGS

I find it impossible to see her spinning all the way around. You?
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Glass formed when lightning strikes sand.

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Dutch artist Bouke de Vries

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Notice air filter...

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That looks a little homemade.
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This paramedic in the UK has found an innovative way to communicate with hearing-impaired patients while wearing a face mask.

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My wife insists on having me talk dirty to her in a Donald Duck voice.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME

It was stated that Eisenhower made the same trip in 1919 - and built the interstate highway system as a result.

(And to get armies from one coast to the other as fast as possible.)

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
I guess they just stumbled across a dog collar store.
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[verification needed]

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Matthew Croucher

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And he keeps adding himself adding himself...

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  **IKIARBISW 

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Asians 
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 Did he drop A GUN?!
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**IKIARBISW 

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Then I found this...

And I want it to be true so badly.
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Need a feel-good story?

Sound CLICK HERE
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