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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

WENSDAY #4242

One Of My Very Own




FUNNYISH ITEMS...I HOPE


I remember thinking the same thing.
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One does what one must.
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Okay. 
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I would certainly eat horse meat. I would eat dog and cat meat. My cultural inculcation was not all that effective.
But I draw the line on WHALE FLAVORED HORSE MEAT!

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TRIED WHAT?!? 
WHAT HAVE YOU TRIED, DAMNIT!?! 
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 But did she or did she not get to where she needed to be?
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Her brother bought her a mask.
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This guy has a ton of very funny stuff on YouTube.

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"Someone alive for sure." 
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[1873]
Scientist: [*exits time machine*] “I did it! I visited the future”
Assistant: “What was it like?”
Scientist: “Do you like staring at rectangles?”

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL


How hot is it in Texas?
Wait for it...

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A soldier "turtle" ant, which uses its rounded head to block off the nest entrance.

Well, if you have a head like that what else would you do with it?
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This is what a hatchling would have to eat to grow to that size.
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I never thought of this being a problem.

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SOURCE: CLICK HERE

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There are two ways for a bear enters a house:
Slowly and carefully...respectfully even.

And quickly and rudely.
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Look at the size of its feet!
They resemble human feet.
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Hell, I could do it that way.
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This little guy has a strange defense mechanism.

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A very effective survival adaptation.
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ME: I wonder why you have to disclose if someone died in a house you’re selling, but not a car?
COUPLE NO LONGER BUYING MY CAR: "We can walk from here, I think."

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MOST IMPRESSIVE THINGS


I find it impossible to see her spinning all the way around. You?
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Glass formed when lightning strikes sand.
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Dutch artist Bouke de Vries
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Notice air filter...
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That looks a little homemade.
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This paramedic in the UK has found an innovative way to communicate with hearing-impaired patients while wearing a face mask.

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My wife insists on having me talk dirty to her in a Donald Duck voice.

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PEOPLE NOT LIKE YOU AND ME


It was stated that Eisenhower made the same trip in 1919 - and built the interstate highway system as a result.
(And to get armies from one coast to the other as fast as possible.)
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE
I guess they just stumbled across a dog collar store.
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[verification needed]
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Matthew Croucher

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And he keeps adding himself adding himself...

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  **IKIARBISW 
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Asians 
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 Did he drop A GUN?!
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**IKIARBISW 
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Then I found this...
And I want it to be true so badly.
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Need a feel-good story?
Sound CLICK HERE
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12 comments:

Unknown said...

A4: I caught "Lemon Herpes", in Thailand! hahahah

Unknown said...

A7: Waste of time. It's gonna be 'Comic Sans', for Uncle Courier's Obituary! :)

Unknown said...

A10: 'Whale-Flavoured', Jigsaw Puzzle! haha

Unknown said...

A13: Channel name please, Ralph! Much obliged. :)

Unknown said...

B2: Hors d'oeuvres, Waiter! hahaha

Unknown said...

C2: They're called 'Fulgurites', if my memory serves me well. I doubt my spelling is correct. :)

Unknown said...

C4: Reminds me of a Fractal.

Unknown said...

C6: Seed Bombs should be manufactured in Immense Quantities and distributed as many places as possible. Get rid of ANY 'G.M' stuff cos there's no way of knowing what messing with genetics does, even in the 'Short-Term'!

Unknown said...

D4: And they've been Pissing in each other's drinks for DECADES while their counterparts went to the Toilet! hahaha

Unknown said...

That 'Pole-dancer', can Smash my dining table, ANYTIME!!!!

Ploddy said...

Puzzle - Don't beat around the bush ...

Anonymous said...

Don't beat around the bush

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