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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, June 25, 2021

FRIDAY #4566

One Of My Very Own


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Health Insurance Companies should raise the premiums of unvaccinated people. Their risks increase and so should the cost of coverage.

And using the same logic, the premiums of vaccinated people should decrease.



I brought my wife coffee this morning not realizing she was in a zoom call & she told them I was her intern.




BTW: That last search - Yes. Yes, they can.


I would love to put a sign in my yard that says: PLEASE SHOW ME YOU BEST DANCE MOVES WHEN WALKING PAST MY HOUSE.







Well, not all of us.



*Oscar the Grouch has been living in a trash can for 50 years!




I think that vegetarians are doing more to save the planet than all the electric car drivers combined.


That bastard.


If you don't get that just ask a Star Trek enthusiast.


"The only problem with being poor is that it takes all your time."

- Some famous artist


"Yeah, well we put a man on the moon."

- Nearly all Americans

Yeah...using the metric system.



*viewer contribution

I found that absurdly hilarious!

It captures my sense of humor perfectly.



Dear Screenplay Writers: When someone removes a bullet from a person must they ALWAYS drop it into a small metal tray?




STOP! That is not what America is about. Just because the other side does it is no excuse to copy their childish behavior.


Could that possibly be true?


How very, very clever.


I always thought he was a little creepy.


Build it of stone if you want it to last.


I have had the privilege to know a few WWII veterans and they were, indeed, amazing men.


I never got all the costumes but I now respect her immensely.


But wait, there's more...

And remember they got into this mess because they didn't want any federal regulation.


Hey, Texans, consider this...


Brutalism, also known as Brutalist architecture, is a style that emerged in the 1950s and grew out of the early-20th century modernist movement. Brutalist buildings are characterized by their massive, monolithic, and 'blocky' appearance with a rigidly geometric style and large-scale use of poured concrete.


806 years ago, England’s King John put his seal to the Magna Carta. The historic document established the foundations of parliamentary democracy, human rights, and the supremacy of law.

The clause at the heart of the Great Charter states that no free man should be seized or imprisoned or stripped of his rights or outlawed or exiled except by the judgment of his equals or by the law of the land.

*Thank you, King John. You saved countless lives.


But what cyclist hugs the centerline in a turn?


NO, NO, NO. You lay it flat on the floor with a spacer so you can get you hands under it, then you lift it up and SLIDE IT ONTO THE COUNTER. Do none of these people have any experience?


A Buddhist Monk in Japan built a small car out of aircraft parts and a motorcycle engine in 1954.

I guess even monks have places to go.



I wish girls who want boob jobs and girls who want boob reductions could like Venmo each other some titty.



Yeah, well I didn't believe that but I looked it up and evidently, it's true.




That is one beautiful photograph.

Question: Would it bother you to find out those last few photos were manipulated in photoshop. Think about it and let me know.


If I had my drothers this would be my spirit animal.


Iceberg breaks off and rises, forming a huge pillar before crashing down.

I know I've shown you that before but now think of how much of that glacier shelf is underwater to cause that.


I found out about this and they are in no peril.

These are Cownose Rays. Although they have poisonous barbs they rarely sting people since they don't bury in the sand like some other species of rays. They are very docile and will do anything to avoid people. The danger level here is basically none. I was really impressed with how well the girl kept her cool, stood still, and just calmly waited for the rays to pass by.


A guy killed a cockroach and a long worm immediately exited the corpse.

Oh but just wait...it gets much worse...








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When I was brought into a school to direct a mural I only had four days. The students designed this awful mural and at this point, they were not sent back to finish it due to the school's scheduling error. So I left it unfinished and painted the students painting it.



Anonymous said...

You said, "Health Insurance Companies should raise the premiums of unvaccinated people".

Well, the company I work for charges a $50 per pay period premium for tobacco users.

The precident is set.

Anonymous said...

^^C6^^ That little boat took way too long to start getting the hell out of there.

Becki said...

B13 - To answer your question: Racers hug the center.
I used to race stock bikes,
and it can easily become a habit
to shorten the distance to travel;
but, situational awareness,
because only a dim person would do it
with an oncoming vehicle on the road.

Anonymous said...

The ants...
this has never been shown. And David Attenborough certainly didn't say it.

The story does have value as a fable, however.

Anonymous said...

C9: Glad I wasn't planning on cooking spaghetti tonight.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: work
However I have no idea what spadework is.

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