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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, June 13, 2021

SUNDAY #4554

 One Of My Very Own


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I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day.



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I'm that way about cleaning my studio. I used to do it naked but now that would just be embarrassing.


If this pandemic has taught me anything it is that when it comes to mitigating climate change we are completely, totally, irrevocable fucked.


The two secret words: TAKE OUT.


[verification needed]



*I'm going back in time and kick my own ass.




Oh, you think everybody knows this is bullshit? It's in almost every daily newspaper in America.



Both of his viewers are going to be very upset.





I've never met a college graduate who refused to wear masks or get vaccines. Considering that, the signs make more sense.

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"I messed about with the letters to piss people off." 

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^^A 15- 18^^


How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.



I tried to watch a Sci-Fi movie about humans boarding an alien spaceship.

They found naked people!

Complete with pubes and a nipple closeup.

Then they teased me for the rest of the movie.


Speaking of...


Have you ever seen my wife dance?


That woman is an "idol".


Striated Heron using a dead bug for fishing...


Subaru with Exhaust Jack

I bet that's great in sand, mud, and uneven ground.



She figured this was the appropriate way to tell him.


Kids will copy everything...including racism.


I did shit like that all the time.


Ancient Roman ruins in Tunisia - Baptism basin of Basilica of St. Vitale, Sbeitla 



Is that thing doing what I've tried and failed to do so many times?



Why the hell is anal bleaching not called "changing your ringtone"?




At least he tried.


Time for that nose job!


But not everyone screws up...


I agree.



Iron deficiency?

She's got some real pressing issues.



Absolutely beautiful. I prefer women whose ass isn't half their body mass.

Case in point...


Be all you can be...

A few good men, indeed.


Escape of the Year

And it never occurred to him to pull his pants up so he could run faster.


Guy stepped outside to check on his wife and kids...

A life well-lived.







Try this one on for size: God got tired and had to rest. Take as long as you like. Tired. God.








Here I am in Goose Bay Labrador when I got the news I was being transferred to Germany.

By the time I arrived in Goose Bay, there wasn't a nuclear weapon on the base so I was assigned to sweep the tunnel that ran for miles up under all the barracks until new orders could be cut.

*That's not it but it was similar.

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