One Of My Very Own
The charcuterie board is Lazy Susan’s even lazier cousin.
“Nobody is against you, everyone is just for themselves”
Let's see what this man of God has to say about it...
Where did he hear something so illogical?
People would rather die than be told what to do.
But wait, there's something even stupider...
I am appalled at the number of haters in America. So many people hate black people, Muslims, brown people, Jews, any sexual orientation but straight, etc, etc...Americans all.
I read a study that concluded: "The latest generation is losing all faith in Capitalism." I am very sorry that I didn't keep the source link. But from a 20 or 30-year-old's perspective, this country has fucked them but good. Imagine having to go hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to get a bachelor's degree. The whole fucking system is broken.
Yes, Switzerland has guns but what they don't have are ghettos. Ghettos where we cram the most desperate people in our society. Places with no jobs, abysmal schools, no hope of advancement, and only desperation. Desperate people do desperate things.
It would be interesting to know what future generations have to fault about our present treatments.
"I didn't go to college and I turned out just fine thank you very much."
That commercial insults my intelligence. Every single auto insurance company has let you pick your own coverage since at least the 1960s.
The first time I threatened to “turn this car around!” we’d just left the park and were heading home. The kids cheered. It was a rookie dad move and I still haven’t fully recovered.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
My friend, Newey, has been at it again...
How very clever.
I painted something similar one time. It was on triangular wooden strips placed on the wall behind a U-shaped reception desk at a dentist. When you went in you saw one picture and when you came out you saw another.
Would you allow the guy with road rage to have one of these? Of course not. So now we have moved the second amendment prohibitions again.
Remember those people who recreated artworks during staythefuckathome?
Yeah, it's supposed to say "heroes" with overlapping flowers.
So that's what her expression meant.
I could play with that for hours.
But I once stayed in a dorm with a clock-like Bill Murray had in Groundhog Day.
And remember, when asked how they moved the statues the inhabitants said that they "walked".
Street food is the best food.
I am a fish lover just about any way you cook it.
Fish cooked in my air fryer is the best.
A great place to hide snacks from your children.
Can't you just smell that? It smells like the gates of heaven.
Restaurant manager: You’re hired. You start as a server tomorrow.
Me: I can’t wait!
RM: You’re fired.
THE HUMAN MENAGERIE
You have got to watch how this guy ridded his walls of mice!
That doesn't look the least bit funny to me. It looks like torture.
Herman Munster Frankenstein Lurch
Sad that he knows he will never, ever be able to afford one of those.
Anybody wants to explain to me what happened here?
Is that a movie or TV clip?
Back in the good old days. Not one of those people has ever heard of Covid.
A yellow card and a selfie!
But that sort of unprofessional behavior is not a reason not to let women referee a game - but it is a reason not to let THAT woman referee a game.
The kid is color blind and his parents were able to surprise him with @enchroma glasses at a ballgame.
I like to think about thousands of Trump supporters lining up to suck his dick if he asked them to.
Be the plant! Be the plant!
I was hired to commemorate the steamship that used to travel up and down the Saluda River in Columbia, SC. Due to frequent flooding, the wall was covered in a thick layer of mud. The funding source was supposed to power wash it but they did not. I painted right on top of the dirt and after ten years it's still there. Go fucking figure.