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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, September 10, 2021

FRIDAY #4643

 One Of My Very Own







Grandson: Nice bookshelf. Is one of them a trick book?

Me: How so?

Grandson: Like you pull it out and a hidden door opens.

Me: Yes. All of them.




Icy windshield


It's a manikin.


See the dog in the background?

Well, it's not a dog.




What's a tail and what's a leg?


The guy's arm.


A puddle, not a shadow.


Reflection of ceiling light.


Black pants with white stripe.


It looks like he just graduated.






Not a galaxy - Burning Man


This one has stumped me.

I assume it has to do with mirrors but how?



Your dog doesn't know you make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.



W Series Crash at Spa, Belgium

I watched several 24-hour endurance races there.


I think that's a deer stand and it's brilliant in that it will never rot or rust.


The whole airport gave her a standing ovation.


If even Capybaras are choosing violence .... That's it - we are doomed.


He can assess his work every single time...he just looks to see if the front wheel is exactly where it ought to be. I think about jobs that are not that easily assessed - like teaching school.


“The Younger Lady”, mother of Tutankhamen

Reconstructed based on the mummy.

Stunningly beautiful.


Not me. I'm one of the happiest motherfuckers you will ever meet.


If my wife were captured in one flag...

I just try and catch up.


I've shown you this before...

But I thought about what a boon it would be for emergency vehicles.



Has anyone seen a screw head like this? I haven't.



During Katrina, half the people who had to be rescued had functioning cars in their driveway. But they would have had to pay for gas, food, and lodging and poor people simply couldn't afford it. That's where the unused school buses should have been deployed.


*Verification Required


"This guy is rightly famous for having basically infinite endurance. How many offspring does he have? Pretty sure it’s less than 100,000. Should everyone have his genes for endurance? Certainly not! One of the many ways social Darwinism was not just evil but technically incorrect, was in thinking a trait like Dean’s here is somehow just plain Better. In all contexts, for all time. In practice, biology shows all traits to have a downside, all traits to involve trade-offs, with trait diversity across a population the only real universal advantage. That said, it feels like our species is gonna lose our only Dean K infinite endurance gene if we don’t bank him. So why don’t we, in the name of diversity? Have we?"


No matter which side of the abortion issue you are on you must consider that barbaric.


Driftwood sculptures by Nagato Iwasaki

They even capture some emotion.


I think she would have been wise to remove the mouthpiece before smiling for the camera.



Breaking Bad - short version


Old gag but a new perspective.


It's strange how life-long habits can be so easily disregarded. Take showers...cause I don't anymore.




In my opinion, religion has two main goals: crowd control and reducing our fear of death.


It was stated that it is called The Ship Wreck.


Church of Saint Ignatius has a mirror on the floor so you can see paintings on the ceiling without hurting your neck.


This famous photo is known as The Kiss of Life

Randall Champion accidentally touched a high-voltage line, electrifying himself and stopping his heart. A fellow linemen J.D. Thompson performed mouth-to-mouth CPR until paramedics arrived. Champion survived.


I would cut the sleeves out of all my shirts.




Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. It should be at the end with the other weirdo/goth letters.









Just about the most predictable thing you will find on the internet...




See the face I implanted?

Keep looking. You'll find it.

Don't knock yourself out...





Anonymous said...

A9: you need to go look at that one again. There's no puddle. It's two cows. The cow laying down appears to be levitating due to the shadow of the cow standing up.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: far right. Center.

Anonymous said...

A17: it's just a girl sitting in a chair scratching her back.
And she definitely has man-hands.

D'Ascoyne said...

Re: Wonka

Didn't you post about the recent ivermectin meta-analysis a couple of days ago which suggested its efficacy in COVID? I don't understand where you actually stand on ivermectin.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear D, I have no idea what you are referencing. Did it have an image number?
But the post you read was two weeks old. I am still gathering information but no matter how I land on it I can still make fun of it. I make fun of everything.

D'Ascoyne said...

No image number. It's the Willy Wonka meme under COVID NEWS above.

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