One Of My Very Own
It’s a good thing we invented calculus before we invented software patents otherwise every time anyone wanted to calculate the center of a mass we’d have to pay the Newton Estate like 12 cents.
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
I don't know what that means.
Banjo music still makes my sphincter tense.
May be the greatest player to have ever played the game.
She has the way she likes things done in the house the same way I have ways I like things done in my studio.
And until Trump became president I thought America was turning the page on this bullshit.
Why are these mourners laughing?
What the beer in the fridge sees right before I decide to start drinking early.
That driver obeys the GPS voice no matter what.
I have a redlight a block and a half from my home. It is a very dangerous place. Yesterday I waited in the middle of the intersection until the light was red then I turned left. As soon as I cleared the intersection a speeding car blew past behind me. I have seen that happen a dozen times and that's why I look both ways when the light turns green. Stay safe - stay vigilant.
If you live in an apartment in NYC you’re already part of the tiny house movement. You’re just in denial and paying too much.
I had a bartender who laughed at the idea that aliens traveled all the way here and the first thing they do is turn on their headlights. Even we terrestrials have night vision equipment.
It's a cormorant.
"Bug ingestions are rarely reported but can occur even during sleep. The patient's colonoscopy preparation was 1 gallon of polyethylene glycol the evening before colonoscopy, and the colonoscopy examination was otherwise normal. His colonoscopy preparation may have helped the bug escape from digestive enzymes in the stomach and upper small intestine."
Look, we mail our tax returns, driver's licenses, passports, and even medicines. What's the big deal?
Intermittent motion mechanism using an internal gear.
The question, of course, is how the fish is released on the backstroke. Someone said it was a special lure that had no barbs and only worked when there was tension on the line.