One Of My Very Own
I always act like I’m so much better than fantasy protagonists but let us be honest - I would 100% touch the book of forbidden secrets, even if it did mean accidentally starting the war of the unclean and maybe also releasing the queen of spiders from her endless slumber.
THE MILDLY RISIBLE
BBC report discussing fuel shortages in the UK.
The screen...look at the screen.
I remember the exact day. I knew I had found my calling.
That's a bathroom counter joke.
And then in one day, there were thousands of those made obsolete by computers. I acquired a room full of them.
The Ball Magnet
Peter Pan seems like a fun read until it’s an hour past bedtime and you’re trying to convince your kid that she always has to tell you before she leaves the house, even if it’s through the window in the middle of the night with a magical flying man.
I think her body is out of proportion. Look at it carefully.
Jesus with the shotgunned eye?
Living in Manhattan takes this game to a whole new level.
We found the guy who just retired...
Speaking of re-"tired"...
Every “People Actually Want To Return To The Office” article sounds like it was written by a lonely office desperate for attention.
THINK ABOUT THIS
Parking in The Netherlands is challenging.
Oh, look, we've found the parents who are scientists...
The little legs sticking out.
I think she ought to lay on a skateboard.
I don't want him praying to the same God that gave me cancer in the first place.
Who can argue with just a well-thought-out argument like that? Brilliant!
"After a previous medical procedure caused complications" - the important sentence. They accidentally inflated the balloon for the catheter within his prostate instead of in his bladder.
"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!
Shatner performs Major Tom
There were dozens of comments explaining why that was a terrible idea.
One of these men acts presidential. Guess which one.
Three of my favorite things.