About Me

My photo
I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, October 9, 2021

SATURDAY #4672

 One Of My Very Own

<>

EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

<>

<>

<>


<>

I always act like I’m so much better than fantasy protagonists but let us be honest - I would 100% touch the book of forbidden secrets, even if it did mean accidentally starting the war of the unclean and maybe also releasing the queen of spiders from her endless slumber.


<>
<>

THE MILDLY RISIBLE


BBC report discussing fuel shortages in the UK.

His name. 

^^A1^^

????

^^A2^^

The exact moment he realizes that she just pissed on it.

^^A3^^

The screen...look at the screen.

*Viewer Contribution

^^A5^^

^^A6^^

Actually, that's kind of sad.

^^A7^^

I remember the exact day. I knew I had found my calling.

^^A8^^

^^A9^^

^^A10^^

That's a bathroom counter joke.

^^A11^^

^^A12^^

And then in one day, there were thousands of those made obsolete by computers. I acquired a room full of them.

^^A13^^

The Ball Magnet

^^A14^^

HAHAHABANANAHA!

^^A15^^

<>

Peter Pan seems like a fun read until it’s an hour past bedtime and you’re trying to convince your kid that she always has to tell you before she leaves the house, even if it’s through the window in the middle of the night with a magical flying man.


<>
<>

ODDNESSES


I think her body is out of proportion. Look at it carefully.

^^B1^^

Jesus with the shotgunned eye?

^^B2^^

"What do you want to do with them?"
"Just throw them out back with the other junk."
^^B3^^

Dubai?

"What do you want to do with it?"
"Just throw it out back with the goats."
^^B4^^

Russia?

^^B5^^

????

^^B6^^

Living in Manhattan takes this game to a whole new level.

^^B7^^

"Coming through!"

^^B8^^

^^B9^^

We found the guy who just retired...

^^B10^^

Speaking of re-"tired"...

^^B11^^

Mammatus Clouds in Mexico

^^B12^^

<>

Every “People Actually Want To Return To The Office” article sounds like it was written by a lonely office desperate for attention.


<>
<>

THINK ABOUT THIS


SOURCE LINK
^^C1^^

Parking in The Netherlands is challenging.

Wouldn't you think somebody would think of erecting barriers?

^^C2^^

They have all made some extraordinary assumptions.
^^C3^^

^^C4^^

Oh, look, we've found the parents who are scientists...

The little legs sticking out.

I think she ought to lay on a skateboard.

^^C5^^

I don't want him praying to the same God that gave me cancer in the first place.

^^C6^^

Who can argue with just a well-thought-out argument like that? Brilliant!

^^C7^^

"After a previous medical procedure caused complications" - the important sentence. They accidentally inflated the balloon for the catheter within his prostate instead of in his bladder. 

"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

^^C8^^

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS!

And I thought I was the only one to think of that.
^^C9^^

Shatner performs Major Tom

^^C10^^

There were dozens of comments explaining why that was a terrible idea.

^^C11^^

One of these men acts presidential. Guess which one.

As opposed to...

^^C14^^

<>

<>


<>


<>


<>


<>



<>


Three of my favorite things.

<>






1 comment:

Anonymous said...

TRY
paltry
wintry
pantry
forestry
tapestry

Random Post

Random Posts Widget

Blog Archive