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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

TUESDAY #4682

 One Of My Very Own

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“The moon is made of cheese.”

"You’re an idiot."

“And yet you seem to be unable to refute my claim! Is it perhaps that you have no logical rebuttal? Tis always the side with the weaker argument that must resort to name-calling."


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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


There are basically two kinds of shirt wearers...

And...
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Dunning-Kruger Effect

The Dunning-Kruger effect is a type of cognitive bias in which people believe that they are smarter and more capable than they really are. Essentially, low ability people do not possess the skills needed to recognize their own incompetence.

Or...
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I tune in to Fox News every evening. Most of the time I cringe at what comes out of their mouths. For instance, they seem to believe that the only reason the government wants you to wear a mask and get a vaccine is to assert their power over you. They never explain why EVERY government on Earth wants their citizens to do the same thing. And then today they said the death of Colin Powell proved that the vaccines don't work. Do you have any idea how many facts you have to ignore to come to that conclusion?
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And that is why Christianity is faltering in the US. The massive hypocrisy is turning off the younger generation.

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"Great googly woogly" is how I learned the phrase.
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Look out or people will do it for covid.
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And...
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Bless her heart.
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That is so very true - at least when I printed out my novels. I could take it right off the printer, open it to a random page, and find errors. The most common was reversing "He" and "She". When I would proofread, my mind knew what it was supposed to say and just read it that way.

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There is an old wives' tale that to decrease nervousness from speaking to a large crowd you should imagine your audience being naked. Not me. When I walked out on stage I always pretended that I was naked. True.
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I once had a young crew chief who was a very attractive guy. We were standing in front of a wall when the funding source lady showed up and she had her drop-dead gorgeous daughter with her. My crew chief had his back to the new arrivals so I looked him right in the eye and said, "Shape up. We have a live one." He played it cool and he thought that was that but at the end of the final mural meeting I asked to woman if I could ask her a personal question then asked if her daughter had a husband or boyfriend because my crew chief had no girlfriend or wife. They all laughed and the woman gave me her daughters' phone number. The two young people lasted about two months then, I think, they just wore each other out. 

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HAHAHABANANAHA!

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On the plus side, I don’t think anyone will ever again use the term “staycation.”


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GET LEARNT


I've shown you this before but I can't remember if anyone told me what the hell was going on. Whatever it is, it uses both corn and the cob which makes me think it's livestock feed. But if so why is she careful to remove all the husk? Anybody?

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Meteor over Colorado

Ancient people must have thought there was some magic happening up in the sky? Almost all religions have something descending from the sky. But sleeping under the night sky and seeing things like that all their life, is it any wonder?

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A toy that teaches gravity, magnetism, coordination, cause, and effect, and waiting your turn.

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Forever chemicals used in non-stick surfaces.
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Frozen theme balloon and 5-gallon bucket at bottom of Marianas Trench

That is breathtakingly awesome!

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It was called manifest destiny. DESTINY. Taking land was just God's will. Super suspicious that.

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A tool used to bend wood for traditional wine barrels

They were probably using something similar for a thousand years.

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Overwhelmingly those abused for trying to enforce mask rules in the US are women. How fucking rotten is that?

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That’s because the people enforcing the rules are the same ones breaking them.

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My wife forgot to clean before our cleaning person came, and she just turned in her notice.


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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL


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An Australian Lyrebird mimicking a child's tantrum.

He nails it!

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That's amazing.

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Indian Air Force Helicopter Unit 116

Those zany Indians.
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He was probably raised around chickens so he adapts their habits. That sort of thing happens frequently.

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Did you notice that the dog has no ears? That would lead me to think that it was bred for combat.

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HAHAHABANANAHA!

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You can't throw a dead cat on the internet without hitting a child or man-child drawing dick pics.

A more perfect segue doesn't exist.
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If everyone on Earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.


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ODDITIES FROM 

AROUND THE WORLD


This guy had the wherewithal to get a pilot's license and acquire a plane and he spends his time doing this...

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*Viewer Contribution

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Did you notice the three landing ramps? That looks very dangerous.

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Small Shops In Tokyo.




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I've saved the oddest to the lastest...
Of such nightmares are made.
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Ended a bit early don't you think?
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Did you notice the dog staring a that girl's ass?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

B1: That's a corn puff extruder. And it does not consume the cob. If you look closely at the hopper it's full of kernels. I think she's just placing the whole cob there for effect for the video.
Anyway that's how you make cheese puffs or cheese balls.

Anonymous said...

D7: those aren't landing ramps. The recording is shown in reverse.

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