One Of My Very Own
[asteroid destroys earth]
God: *wakes up* "Hey, I was WATCHING that."
They say his erect penis was as large as a rolled-up yoga mat.
I, of course, wonder if there is anyone inside.
The "water" in the goggles is a nice touch.
Look at the size of those eyes!
I would want to go in the backdoor so I could take in the scenery.
Church of Yo-yo Ma?
Swimming pools boiling because of lava.
1925 Drexel Institute Girls' Rifle Team.
Girl on the right.
I weep for the future.
The guy on the roof.
I like those very much. I just hope they are wall size and not wallet size.
How very clever.
Instead of asking pregnant friends if they know the baby’s gender, I ask if they know the species, that way I don’t have to worry about being invited to the baby shower.
"The climate warms up, the climate cools off. It's been going on like this for millions of years."
That's the argument that is contrary to the consensus of climate scientists around the world. But just like covid, those same people think they know better than the experts.
Imagine if aliens came, landed in the ocean, sunk to the bottom, and thought those things were the Earthlings who were sending out all the radio signals.
Could be used in disaster zones.
He threw it back to breed again.
Bird faking an injured wing to lure predators away from its family.
Yes, I have questions. There is very little dirt discarded out of the trench. So what happened to it?
I made that same point to my wife as soon as that girl went missing recently.
Why would they use a photo that is reversed?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throwing a haunted doll in the trash won’t stop it from coming back.
DISASTER OR NEAR DISASTER
SOME TRUE SOME NOT SO MUCH
One guy pointed out that it was unrealistic because the debris hit the moon faster than the speed of light.
Those zany Russians.
A full body foot fault.
I ain't no fortunate son...
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