SUNDAY #4708

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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However badly your day’s going, my friend’s 9-year-old just came home with a trumpet.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

"'Shitcunt', is the best word in the English language in my opinion. I'm not even sure it's a proper word but it describes the people that frequent these establishments PERFECTLY!"

*Danny Contribution (He's from England)

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Speaking of...

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The Dutch have the same joke but with Germans. 

MIT ZWEI HANDEN!

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*I loved that movie.

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The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

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They replaced the pole but kept the hole.

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Do you know what it reminded me of?

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People have a lot of fun with that classic meme...

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And...

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How very beautiful.

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I would need an elevator.

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I just...I can't

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I think the spray propels it.

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I’ll be so happy when 2021 is over in a few years.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

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That's me - the hat, the beard, the recliner...

but I don't wear socks with shorts.

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And this is why you need to be certified to operate one of those...

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There are cities, there are metropolises, 

and then there is Tokyo.

Flat as a plate.

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Find you a girl who cooks with lots of...

Cleavage.

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*MNBT

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He was also a writer, historian, and lecturer, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. He died in 2016 at age 102.

*I watch a documentary that stated that during WWII most German war materials were moved by horse-drawn carts. Petrol went to power armor.

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I would give him every dime I had on me. 

No word if he had anything to do with these...

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*I gasped audibly.

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I think the invasion of personal space is a power play that I simply won't tolerate.

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It looks like a racing boat but do racing boats have that many people on board?

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Average Ages

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By reading the rules for admittance it is plain that you ain't going to make it.

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I like the foot to the face.

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