One Of My Very Own
*first day as a Walmart greeter*
Me: You know Target’s still open, right?
ADVENTURES IN LANGUAGE
*Me trying to convince anti-science Neanderthals.
*Nobody "gave" your job away. The corporation you work for just found cheaper labor so fuck you and America.
A kid's toy with fake plastic pills seems like a really bad idea.
And the gun? Maybe it's for a future veterinarian.
When everybody chooses the fastest individual means of transport at the same time, it ends up being the slowest.
If you have a one-hour commute then you are basically working 10 hours a day.
*Name something you can say in a traffic jam and during sex.
"I should've peed before we started."
Do any of you people remember Rule #39?
Calmly filming as grandpa and kid head down toward the water out of control.
This is one of two players in the World Series who wore a huge string of pearls. Not that I give a shit but I've never seen it before.
HAHAHABANANAHA!
Looks like Fido found the stash of cocaine...
He probably prayed to every God he could think of except Lord Floyd of the road crew that installed the guard rail.
Remember this horror?
I remember reading that if aliens arrived and flew around Earth they would think our planet has a tree infestation.
Cooler heads prevail.
An adult male ribbon eel in open water, looking for a new home.
The video shows him exploring dozens of nooks and crannies.
Just went to a psychic and she said someone is doing black magic on me. The only way to stop it, she said, is to buy candles off her, $15 apiece, one for every year of my life. I asked her to guess how many years old I am and she didn’t know. Botox works, psychics don’t!!
THINGS I DIDN'T KNOW YESTERDAY
Confederate Veterans at the 1938 Gettysburg reunion.
General S.S. Simmons 95 of Los Angeles, CA. fought with the 8th VA. Cavalry is holding a sword (left). J.S.L. Wright 91 of Conway Ark. was a member of the 14th North Carolina Cavalry (middle). James T. Flowers 90 of Antonio Tex. was with "Wheeler's Georgia Cavalry" (right). A very rare original photo from The Gettysburg Museum Of History Archives.
*Did you notice the guy that looks like he's in sock feet?
Day of the Dead celebration in Mexico.
I would much rather see a drone demonstration rather than fireworks.
I wonder if he considers that advantageous or disadvantageous.
Turbo sucking in a towel
I'm not sure I understand all there is to know about that.
As I understand it, that happens in many wars. Recently the soldiers would just cut out the seat of their pants.
I think that is a fine idea.
When that came out, I posted the address to the site. I even tried it with less than stellar success.
Did we ever find out how that assumption was reached?
I never knew Australia was divided by a mountain range.
But rule #1 is that you are not allowed to ask questions.
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Puzzle Time:
Hornet
Earwig
Beetle
Locust
^^C10^^ I'm surprised the island hasn't been taken by eminent domain.
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