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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, October 7, 2022

FRIDAY @5035

One Of My Very Own

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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I chuckle at the whole "birds and bees" adage for sex talk because the queen mates with 10 or so drones in the first two weeks of her life. Their dicks fall off and plug her body. The dickies drones fall to their death. The queen stores the sperm for use later.

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The worse day of working in my studio beats the best day of court-ordered anger management sessions.

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SERIOUS PONDERABLES


"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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It is rather frustrating attempting to communicate with people who haven't had an original thought in their life. They don't even have an opinion until someone tells them what the party line is.

And the level of discourse goes something like this: I say, "I don't think an American family should go bankrupt just because a child gets cancer." And the reply is, "You libtards just want to turn America Communist like Cuba!"

I picture my struggle with idiots like this...

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Did you know that tech schools require you to take math, English, and history classes?

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Working 40 a week and still being poor just isn't right, folks.

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Islamic policeman explicitly aimed and shot at Iranian demonstrators with an assault rifle. 

*Verification Requested
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And remember, religion was used to justify slavery, segregation, and persecution of homosexuals who have done NOTHING to harm you.

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Well, many Americans do.

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It goes back a lot longer than that. Every Jewish holiday is like "Someone tried to kill us, we're still here, let's eat."

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Religion is just like organized crime except it kills many more people and makes much more money.

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Every summer most school teachers take a Maycation - they may come back and may not.

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PEOPLE WHO ARE JUST...DIFFERENT


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I'm assuming they can't swim.

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"I wonder what's in this hole."

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You remember Michael Flynn the 5th.

And here it is out of his own mouth.

And then you hear someone say, "The Jan 6 Committee won't let Trump supporters tell them the truth."

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He won hands down.

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Fake Hitler, Real Prison:  Hitler Fanboy Sentenced to 4 Years in Prison for Jan. 6 Role

A JAN. 6 rioter who claimed he didn’t know Congress conducted its business at the U.S. Capitol despite being a self-described history buff was sentenced to four years in federal prison on September 22. . "I know this sounds idiotic, but I'm from New Jersey," Timothy Hale-Cusanelli said in May of his claim that he didn't know Congress met in the Capitol.

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Does anybody remember when conservatives wanted government out of our lives?

"Government IS the problem"

- Ronald Reagan

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One of the most educational aspects of college is learning about other cultures from people OF other cultures.

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Bless their hearts.

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The games men play...

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I don't look for funny things Trump does but they are unavoidable.

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The neighbor said "Hi" again today so I guess I'll just have to move.

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Both sexes can fuck a Pringles can but neither can do it well.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


*Viewer contribution

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I took a screenshot of the last frame so you wouldn't have to.

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Inverted Pyramid House in Spain

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This is not the same tiger. It's the look on the face of a tiger who is being released and sees the wild for the first time.

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Looking at the snow in the trees, that is the perfect camouflage.

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Wait for it. It's a bit slow.

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My daughter couldn't change her name when she married because she had hundreds of peer-reviewed articles with her given name on them. 

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The two billion-year-old Vredefort crater in South Africa is the largest of its kind on Earth, estimated to stretch as far as 300 kilometers (more than 180 miles) from rim to rim. Walking non-stop, it would take a good two-and-a-half day to make it from one side to the other.

This latest analysis suggests the object responsible for the crater was closer to 20 to 25 kilometers across, traveling at a velocity of 15 to 20 kilometers per second in the moments before impact.

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Some men are obsessed with what other men do with their dicks.

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Snake on a string is a classic.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

C4: not sure why you assume they can't swim. They're doing what every young man has done in every country on every coast. They're having a belly flop contest.

Anonymous said...

D9: I want you to tell me what superhuman you know that is capable of walking 180 mi in 2 and 1/2 days.

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