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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, November 28, 2022

MONDAY #5087

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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A few days ago I posted this:

Then there was this comment exchange:

Your move, Ugh.

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Why you should put titles in quotes...

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When explaining the toy box I made my grandson to my daughter I told her that I reinforced the top so it would hold up when he takes it to college and decides to raw dog some big-tittied Goth chick on top of it. She moaned as only mothers can moan.

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I couldn't agree more. I find normal boring and have worked my whole life keeping it out of my life.

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But hold on. In most cases asking for help is life-saving.

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I put that stupid bastard in the exact same camp as the anti-mask, anti-vaccine stupid bastards who won't even take the advice of their own doctors.

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was absolute horse shit from the start and never improved.

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Walking around like that just lets the shooter know who to kill first...close range...from the back. Then he would have two weapons.

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All I'm asking is that we all be very, very careful.

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Why call them Capybaras when Guinea Bigs is right there?

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I think Hulu needs to break into the Netflix and chill market and start shipping out HuLube with each monthly subscription.

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HOW VERY CLEVER


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Most of the items in the section are from ordinary people who made connections that proved humorous. I like that sort of thing.
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What I expected when I heard Tim Burton was directing Wednesday

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Lip Syncing

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Make It So...

She is lucky he didn't put a dick in each hand.

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A PROFESSIONAL CREATOR


Danish Artist Hides Enormous Trolls in Forests Around the World

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I don't like them near as much out of the wilderness.

SOURCE
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Somebody asked me to tell them the 9th letter of the alphabet without actually saying the alphabet. It was a complete guess but I was right.

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When your wife hasn't hit the brakes yet and you are 20 feet from the red light.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


Smoke ring from a cement mixer

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Well, he found the pipeline.

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Looks like eyes don't it?

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Fooled me.

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I've had those made for me but I don't remember the need for a spoon. As I recall the pressure from the tap stirred it adequately.
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Charlie Bit My Finger: Extended Version

The baby was digging the shit out of it.

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Filmmaking Tricks

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Canadian Ice Fishing Porn.

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Newborn twins reach out to hold hands.

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The Twist Scene

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Do you think that is silly? Most of you drink the pretend blood of you Lord.

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Those are the metal lawn darts of our time.

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What do these words have in common?

*I had to look them up.








5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A7: option A is almost always the best bet. Almost everyone who builds a raft dies.

Stay with the shelter. Stay with the food. Stay where you have control.

This also goes for a plane survivors.
Never leave the crash site.

I'm sure you can come up with exceptions to the rule, but those are exceptions.

Anonymous said...

A2... anonymous was spot on with his opinion about your sexual boasting. Most of the men I knew who boasted about their sexual prowess either had small dicks or didn't live up to their boasting. Besides, I've seen pictures of you and you're grossing me out.

Burgervan said...

B23: I Recommend a Film called "Trollhunter"! Excellent CGI and a bit different from most films.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A2 Anon, "Most of the men you knew" means that SOME of them DID live up to their boasting. I am one of those men.
And I think you are still pissed off because I wouldn't let you suck my dick in that restroom at the bus depot in Boise back in '91. Let it go, Sparky, there are more - though lesser - fish in the sea.
RH

Anonymous said...

As Mrs. Folio Olio I can assure you he is NOT boasting.....


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