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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, February 2, 2023

THURSDAY #5153

 One Of My Very Own

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PONDERABLES


Funeral procession for Vladyslava Chernykh, a combat medic who gave her life for Ukraine.

I think about the Ukrainians every day. Lately, I've thought about the children. In America, we put our children's education a year behind schedule due to covid. Now think about all those children in Ukraine who have missed much of their childhood.

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Remember, if I can do it anybody can do it - stop trying to "fix" your life mate.

^^A2^^

I would have been very, very worried about my children if they had graduated from high school without trying pot and alcohol, viewed porn, or remained virgins.

^^A3^^

Indeed.

^^A4^^

When I read that I tried to remember every detail of what I did yesterday and I didn't get close to 40%.

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He gets it. He actually gets it.

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There is no designation for what can and can not be labeled "natural" therefore it is meaningless.

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Well, I would like to see Ellen try to use a buggy whip, start a fire with a flint, or set up a reel-to-reel stereo.

^^A9^^

Some of you people need to read that again.

^^A10^^

Nothing can beat feeding them. It is impossible for a hungry child to learn.

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BECAUSE YOU PAY FOR IT!

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More of the world have access to free WIFI than clean drinking water.

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Since people with one or no testicles exist, anyone with two testicles technically has an above-average number of testicles.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

That took me much too long.

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I will never understand how the widespread condemnation of that place hasn't been leveled against zoos.

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Emu Panic

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????

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 If you rearrange the letters of mailmen you get them very angry.

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We need access to quality education so motherfuckers can learn the difference between Communism and Democratic Socialism.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


More anasaphilia...

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Dress Changes Color in the Sun

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Oil Drilling

  I once helped my friend move furniture for one of his neighbors. He told me that her father was the engineer who invented a very special drill bit for Howard Hughes and she had one displayed in her living room.
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Do you think that is for gathering evidence against anyone fucking with the police horse?

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It's all about the light.

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^^C5^^

So, exactly what are you supposed to do about it?

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One of the funniest scenes in filmdom.

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That guy got published. Think about that for a minute.

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Dating isn't just dating anymore. You are picking your potential apocalypse partner, so choose wisely.

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If embryos are people then ultrasounds are child pornography.

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS


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My brother-in-law bought a farm and my sister drove the tractor.

(that is not my sister)

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All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

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Remember this?

The guy was being an asshole long before that incident.

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I taught a kid like that. I asked him his favorite thing to do and he said, "Redecorate my room." He grew up to found Three Queers Interiors in New York City.

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That has got to look great on any résumé.

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It stopped too soon!

It looks like he dropped her on her face.

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Robot Dance

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Speaking of...

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It's Nice To Be Recognized

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

A5: how do you know that you didn't get close to remembering 40% of what you did yesterday?
Maybe you did. Think about it.

The only way to know that you only remember 40% of what you did yesterday is to know 100% of what you did yesterday.

Anonymous said...

C is shorter in length than A & B

Anonymous said...

Anonymous2/02/2023
C is shorter in length than A & B

It's not shorter, it's just an illusion from the plastic/rubber cladding on the single jack extending further down towards the split/v which is the actual difference.

Anonymous said...

B1 Neither me or my wife could figure this one out,
really like your blog by the way.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B1 Anon, At 6:30 the hands are down.
RH

Anonymous said...

Puzzle: A is different. B and C both have red and white plugs in the same orientation. In A the colors are reversed.
Raul

Ralph Henry said...

My dearest Raul, You may want to look at that again.
Respectfully,
EH

Anonymous said...

A2 trying is lying to yourself

Anonymous said...

c is longer than a or b

Anonymous said...

B1: But it doesn't say 6:30. It says g:30.
I don't get it either.

I think it has to do something with an emoticon. Like if he rotated 90° clockwise you get boobs out of the three and a whole lot of the zero. I have no idea what the g would be though.

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