TUESDAY #5158

 One Of My Very Own

"...and said they were too busy."

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READ ME, SEYMOUR

My money is on it being a weather balloon just like the dozens that have strayed in the past.

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*Viewer Contribution

Clever, clever man.

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*OSIT

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I once heard an interview with a man who was asked what would he say if he met god, and the man said, 

"Childhood leukemia, really?"

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I now realized that I used beer as a reward. I never allowed myself to use power tools when drinking but as soon as I was finished I ALWAYS popped a cold one. I kind of miss that.

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With this tax bank robbers and drug dealers would pay their taxes as soon as they spent the money. I might support it if stocks and bonds were taxable at the same rate. We can't let the super-rich win on this one.

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That's all well and good unless one of those creatures wants to kill you. More on this later in this post.

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*OSIT

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*And his base eats it up...no pun intended.

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My first teaching gig had a rule of "No Jeans". I only had jeans so it was a real pain in my ass. I asked why they had such a rule and was told that a few years prior some of the female teachers wore skin-tight jeans with holes in them so the rule was made to stop such unprofessional behavior. I asked why they didn't just ban skin-tight jeans with holes in them and was warned not to be "problematic".

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That is a hard and fast rule in men's bathrooms but none of us can remember being taught the rules.

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That is why I always order a family bucket at KFC - no one is left behind.

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I go to Bo Jangles once a week. I love their fried chicken. On my last visit to the drive-thru I was told, "We're out of chicken." I asked her to repeat that and she did. I left and went to my BBQ place and the lady told me that they were out of barbecue sauce. What is this country coming to?

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And we all know who they are talking about.

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I can't spend the rest of my life convincing an automatic faucet I exist. I just can't.

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Was it a bad day or was it a bad five minutes you milked all day?

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

While rescuers were trying to dig out survivors from a collapsed building, another nearby building collapsed.

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Florida upside down looks like the Grinch.

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It looks like linoleum that just looks like wood.

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Sublime.

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Another PAINTED LADY!!!

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Well, that works as designed.

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Speaking of, what the hell is this?

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I end many of my sentences with "just saying" because ending the sentence with "dumb ass" would probably be considered offensive.

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I hate how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. Why am I Sisyphus? I didn't even cheat death.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Leopard Kill

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The street light got replaced but they took care of the woodpecker's house.

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My dog would like to know your location.

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Tree Goats

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Beaver "Dam"

Because that's what beavers do.

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The intermingling of wild animals and humans can be problematic.

Feeding wild animals just make them hate the people who have no food for them.

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Their aggression is very predictable but we keep feeding them anyway.

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This lady knows not to feed them.

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A very real problem of allowing wild animals to live with us is the traffic hazards.

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You can love animals and still not want them to live near your children that they could easily turn into lunch.

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Who in their right mind would allow this in their neighborhood?

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What I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world is that they are vegetarians. Not even omnivores. They don't want to eat you, they just hate you. And I think that's a beautiful thing.

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It is so fucked up that if you get a burger from anywhere besides Five Guys you have literally no way of knowing how many guys were involved in that process.

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I view someone's lack of reciprocation as challenging to convince them of my worth.

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SOMEWHAT EDUCATIONAL

GO NUCLEAR!

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Archaeologists still don't know how to solve the riddle of Göbekli Tepe (12000-10000 BC), in Türkiye; which predates Earth's great civilizations by thousands of years.

They found a chamber with columns that had images on them and immediately described it as religious. Why couldn't it have been an art gallery? Or mere decoration? Or elaborate graffiti?

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Evolution of Art

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Sweden just agreed to send this to Ukraine.

Its MRSI (multiple round simultaneous impacts) capabilities are up to 6 rounds, meaning it can fire 6 shells, and they all land at the same time

It was relocated in just 70 seconds.

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Smashing grass fibers to braid into traditional hemp rope.

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Mummification

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Helmet Pots

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Finland on Russia

PM of Finland: “If Russia Wins the War in Ukraine, we will see decades of this behavior ahead of us”

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