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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

WENESDAY #5166

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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STACK BOX UPDATE


Well, I got out of bed very early and went directly to my studio and after a few hours managed to finish the front of the box.

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The "ammo crate" at the bottom wraps all the way around the end to the back.

And I only had to use a "filler" one time and that was a "book" to fill a void.
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PONDERABLES


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Dear Every Young Man, Just ask her what she would like you to do then try your hardest...pun intended.

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"There is nothing we can do about it", says the only country where it regularly happens.

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I found this juxtaposition interesting.

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As a son of the South, I am sick and tired of the worship of our racist ancestors. 

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*Well, we flew to Mars and sent up a little helicopter.



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True genius resides in the capacity for the evaluation of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.

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Behind every seemingly perfect person is a mess you can't see.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


*Viewer Contribution

I really like those kind of mishmashes.

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There are hundreds of examples of that online. What exactly are you supposed to send them?

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Drone Flying Through Fireworks

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Karen

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Wanted:

Someone to hand-feed me Cheetos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos.

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If you can't afford a doctor, go to the airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS I 

CAN'T OR WON'T DO


Mountain Biking Companion
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While I was painting a mural in a large factory there was a crew spraying two-part epoxy on all the walls. None of them wore any kind of protection to keep it out of their lungs. I tried to warn them but none of them spoke English.

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Boy Gymnast

Talent is everywhere, but opportunity is not. This kid could be an Olympic gymnast elsewhere.

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Girls With Balls

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Fun With A Helicopter

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Track Meet Mishap

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Makeup Removal

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How To Sell Rotten Apples

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People who read Maus don't grow into adults who compare minor inconveniences to the Holocaust.

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Your track record for getting through bad days is 100% so just relax a little.

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OBJECTS OF SOME INTEREST


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Diabolical.

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Cocoons of the Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis

I once saw a photo of an entire room covered in little flecks of something very similar to that - but I couldn't find it on Google.

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More anasaphilia...

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Back in 1964, a friend of mine bought a sweatshirt with the university's name printed on the inside fuzzy side. It was a one-of-a-kind item but within years many shirts were printed that way.

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Cels

I'm the guy who could have bought as many of those cels as I wanted for $5 each but at the time I didn't have $5.

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Magic Sword Trick

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Rocket Launch

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Predictions of the future

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Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can't be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to have proper architecture.

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What if dogs were as big as horses but loved you the same way they do now - and you could ride them.

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ONE MAN'S PHOTOGRAPHIC STYLE


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Would it disappoint you to learn that those were all photoshopped instead of objects being held up in front of a scene to be photographed?


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: It is a triangle with a dot in center. The "mid-point" dots for two of the legs will be slightly off-center.

Hopefully the diagram I drew below works when posted.

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Inchworm said...

Puzzle time
Plant a tree at each point of a hexagon, then one in the middle. QED

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzle Solver, Excellent.
RH

Borys said...

One Of My Very Own:
It is hilarious =).

Cheers,
Borys

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