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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
Imagine being the person who discovered that out the hard way.
*That is an example of me posting something I don't agree with just because it stirs thought.
It's no longer between the Red states and the Blue states. It's between living in a Star Trek future or a Handmaid's Tale.
If you can't handle me at my worst, then same here, but at least you get to leave.
AND AWRY WE GO
I don't search for fuck ups on the internet,
but Schadenfreude is alive and well online.
Someone once told me that some animals see humans' toothy smiles as threatening.
"Axe throwing my ass..."
There is a reason you aren't supposed to run on a boat.
Meanwhile at the liquor store...
The vaccine lady held out the little Moderna vile to me like a sommelier will show you a bottle of wine and the only thing I could think to say was, "Yes perfect, thank you," like a fucking idiot.
Before social media, you could just completely forget that someone existed. Good times.
TEACHABLE MOMENTS
I spent most of my teenage years mowing our 2½ acre lawn and splitting firewood for three functioning fireplaces. I detest both activities to this day.
I found what that unusual device was. It's to keep kids distracted during medical procedures.
There are so many videos of this happening and I just don't understand it.
I've rented several of these...
And when it nears its tipping point it refuses to go any farther. Why can't they put the same sensor on the big trucks?
My old saws show what happens when my mural crew uses them.
I think the difference between cutting a cord and not cutting a cord is directly proportional to who bought the saw.
"Stay away from sick people" was made political by people who know NOTHING about medicine.
Maybe in your next life, Sparky.
But imagine your young son tells you he was abused by a priest. How would you feel? It's not like you weren't warned over, and over, and over again.
The person making the instructional video...
The person trying to duplicate the instructional video...
I envision solar panels on every available surface.
Why the hell not? Somebody probably not smarter than you made up the whole candle thing so I say you are free to adapt at will.
Ladder Fail
Notice that the real trouble started when his belt buckle got outside the ladder.
Maybe my mother was right all those years ago. Maybe I won't be happy until someone loses an eye. Maybe that's what's been missing.
In Canada, "friends with benefits" means neighbors who have a snow blower.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
1 in 3,000 people has more than ten toes. That means that in my town of 300,000, there are one hundred people whose feet look like this.
Gene Roddenberry and Majel Barrett’s Shinto wedding, Japan 1969.
I once took a woman to a nightclub with a band to meet a bunch of people we had never met before. She drank too much and as we all walked into the parking lot she leaned over beside a car and began to puke her guts up. As our new friends walked by she attempted to wave and bid them farewell WHILE projectile vomiting in a more or less steady stream. I will never forget her moan when I recounted her behavior the next morning.
Guess what's happening here:
The sound post of a violin is precisely situated.
Try to guess if this is part of a plant, animal, or mineral.
After installing hundreds of my packets using keys as not only washers but to add a little mystery, I now have a fondness for the things.
The Mighty Mississippi And Her Many Tributaries.
I've been searching for Hearts of Stone for so long that I spotted it instantly...
*Viewer Contribution
Note: I apologize that I forget to give credit for all the stuff you people send me. I don't do it purposely.
Under what circumstances could that possibly be necessary?
More anasaphilia...
We've found where the guy who owns the factory lives...
Wow!
I saw this video too!
The ending was very, very predictable.
Barbecue
Even more BBQ fun...
What is this a lack of?
10 comments:
C10: that was not a ladder fail!
That was a guy getting electrocuted.
c-10. I don't think it is a ladder mishap. It is an electrocution. Watch his left arm.
Puzzle. Time: space
C6 - Have you not seen the pictures of the Dalai Lama kissing a young boy and asking him to suck his tongue?
D10 looks like the railings are to prevent vehicles from scraping their lovely pillar.
Dear Puzzle Anon, It's a lack of "Free Enterprise".
Puzzle : Lack of sex 'until you get rid of that thing'
C6: He looks like a NONCE to me! HAHAHHAA
C5 there are genuine points to both sides. "Trust science" and "Trust science that's funded by big pharma and ultimately Government." We are a free people to decide right or wrong. Right? -Armando
C9 perfect Segway to this video
https://www.wkrn.com/news/local-news/nashville/nate-bargatze-breaks-attendance-record-at-bridgestone-arena/
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