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READ MY SEYMOUR
I've discovered that anything worth doing is worth doing naked.
"I regret that I have but one penis to give to my country."
The only problem is that the staff in the courthouse strenuously deny it.
I once lied that I was older than I was to get a senior discount at IHOP.
Me: We can do better.
Commenter: Oh, no we can't!
That is satire...this is not...
Tucker Carlson leaves Fox News in wake of Dominion defamation settlement. Tucker Carlson's final Fox News show last Friday
Some of the real honest to Good truths that Fox News does not want you to know:
SOURCERemember, no one is suing the "fake news" shows for lying. They are suing and winning suits against Fox News. And the stated reason they lied was to keep the audience who WANTED to be lied to.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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And now a few internet reactions...
And just in case you forgot, we here at Folio Olio have been telling you Fox News was lying to you for the past six years.
Still don't believe they lied?
They asked them UNDER OATH, "Were you lying?"
And they said, "Yes, we lied all the time."
They asked, "Why would you do such a thing?"
And they said, "To keep our audience."
If that's not Fake News then I don't know what is.
I think it's time some of you people did some reevaluations.
^^A15^^
My wife reacts to the word "margaritas" the same way our dog reacts to the word "walk".
Beware of half-truths. You may get the wrong half.
PEOPLE
Notice how the kid sort of holds the basket behind him when he leans over. My youngest daughter just followed her sister around and every time she leaned over and held the basket behind her that little sneak would take an egg out of her sister's basket.
*I know I've told you that story before but this time it was illustrated.
He should be forced to turn in his man card.
The members of Trinity Moravian Church in North Carolina purchased nearly $3.3 million of local residents’ medical debt for just $15,048. Then, they held a debt jubilee ceremony and burned up the debt, canceling it all. This isn't the first time the members of Trinity Moravian have canceled their neighbors' debts. Last year the group canceled $1.65 million worth of debt for 1,356 people in Forsyth and Davidson counties.
If I'm reading that correctly, the guy attached a dead snake or a toy snake to the snack he knew the critter would steal.
I used to hit tennis balls against my garage door but it wasn't smooth and periodically it would carom off at odd angles. That device solves that problem nicely.
It might be running a little tad rich.
Removing snow on a skylight?
A new game is born...
People get a MacBook and all of a sudden they have work to do in public places.
I'm emotionally constipated.
I haven't given a shit all week.
PLACES
A character in one of my novels committed suicide by sending out bait attached to a balloon (a method I have used) and then tying the line to the trigger of a pistol, the handle of which was stuck down in a PVC pipe that was stuck in the sand. When the fish tried to run with the bait the trigger was pulled killing the man. The recoil toppled the PVC pipe and the fish carried the pistol out to see. Every indication was that it was a homicide. Weeks later my main character found the man's thumb drive that had fallen out of his pocket in the sand and then the mystery deepened.
My wife had play areas in her stores. The more occupied the children the longer the mom could shop.
Here's what that sign means...
I really like hammocks when camping.
At first, I thought those were birds but now I think they are lawn furniture.
Brilliant.
I did a lot of writing at a table just like that. I liked sitting in places that were similar to the scenes in my books. It's a great way to help describe the sounds and smells.
I wonder if the people are in the cars.
Why give anyone access? I would put so many cones around it that they couldn't ignore them.
That it can be scaled is not the point. There are cameras everywhere along with other sensors. The wall slows them down. Nobody in their right mind wants open borders. No country has open borders for a reason. Hell, I couldn't even visit CANADA because my passport had expired.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, Y'ALL!!
Spiders are the only web designer who gets happy when they get a bug.
Me: The shirt I’m wearing feels heavier than usual.
WebMD: *Blocked.
THINGS
Do any of you people cook enough to know if that's a good idea? The only reason I think it might not be is that they don't have them in commercial kitchens.
The training wheels are a nice touch.
I'm open to suggestions.
Let's play Fucking With Blind People...
Do you think that all of their boxes are sized so that they will do that?
*I'm toying with making a box that looks like a stack of Amazon boxes.
Problem Solved
At the World Bird Sanctuary in St Louis, MO — a wildlife rehabilitation center that specializes in raptors — there’s an eagle named Murphy, who is a permanent resident (injured beyond the ability to release). He hasn’t bonded with a mate, but seasonal hormones make them feel like nesting. Murphy started incubating a rock. Adorable and hilarious. Everyone was impressed with his tender dedication to sitting on the rock. Then an eaglet fell out of a nest and needed care. To raise eaglets, staff usually use a plushie eagle puppet to feed them, so they imprint on eagles (or plushies?) and not humans. But it was suggested perhaps Murphy’s rock needs to hatch. Staff put the eaglet in a “baby jail”, basically a barred little cage, beside Murphy, to see how he would regard it. The eagle and eaglet showed interest in each other. Today they let the baby out. And Murphy adopted it! not even just taking the already chopped-up baby food the staff were cramming in the nest, but tearing up his own big fish to administer it to the baby. It’s the best possible outcome for all parties involved!
That brings back memories.
Imagine if we could see the wind.
I found that mesmerizing.
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Puzzle time:
Does being palindromic make it strange?
Puzzle. Time: it's the same whether you read it, forwards or backwards.
Puzzle Time. Reads the same forwards and backwards.
Puzzle time: Lasagna Hog is my stripper name
psm
A1 how God was created- ARMANDO
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