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BUILDING BOX COMPLETED
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
Any time someone asks God to bless me I ask which one since there are thousands.
There is no need to argue if cats or dogs are better because the only thing that really matters is that they shit outside.
*I don't get it.
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
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All things Ralph...
Could that be real?
Sheep Dog
Wine App
Statues of the World
It appears that they count the non-human parts like swords and such.
In calculating the height of buildings. they include the spires. I think they should only count the parts of the building where people work or live.
DESIGN ERRORS
Why?
Try reading that.
For those of you who keep track of solar anomalies today, the sun dragged its balls across the Pacific Northwest.
Life with a dog consists of 90% following each other around and wondering what the other is eating.
AND AWRY WE GO
I have posted videos of people teaching their dogs not to get in the trash by having a stuffed animal get in the trash and then beating the shit out of it. Well, that got me thinking about the lesson the other horses get when they watch one of their own shot for a broken leg.
I can imagine cowboys sitting around on their day off and one of them says, "Yeah, you might be good at breaking horses but I bet you couldn't stay on that bull for more than 10 seconds" and a new sport was born.
Unconsciousness in 5...4...3...
The Theif
I watched a documentary about the private armies employed by resorts in South America. Any crime would be bad for business so the thugs simply kill any pickpocket or other thieves that dares to venture into the "safe zones" - many of them children.
(not saying that is what is depicted in the video)
Remember This Trucker?
There is not enough money to get me to do that.
I've always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk but I never had the chants.
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really sleepy.
A HUMAN MENAGERIE
I knew a man whose name was pronounced Sim-a-not. I have no idea how to spell it. His wife had extremely rare blood that did something wonderful but I don't remember what. She gave blood every chance she could and followed her doctors' advice not to endanger herself. Anyway, they named her type of blood after her - The Sim-a-not Strain. I think about that often.
Kinky.
Cassowaries are scary as fuck.
I don't think she knows that.
But these people KNOW how dangerous an alligator is and STILL fuck around with it.
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I pray that is a hoax.
*You may have to open that in another tab.
I wooed my wife away from her boyfriend who drove a Ferrari. I'm kind of smug about it.
*That is not the actual car he drove.
I haven't a clue.
Firemen Lift
Magic - watch carefully
The PE teacher at my school taught the students to do this.
I don't know why.
Rain Man
I met a man who had two daughters (as I do), and a beautiful wife, and everyone seemed so loving. I commented that nothing in the world could compare to a child running out and jumping in your arms when you came home from work and he told me that neither of his children had ever done that. Further conversation revealed that the daughters hated one another so much he had to build another bedroom onto his house to separate them. That made me very sad.
My wife's team just raised more money than any other team for cancer victims by having her head shaved. She has been doing it so long that they made her a Knight of the Bald Table. True.
That may work for Mr. Bean but I would be totally lost without my shero in my life.
3 comments:
Gonna be hard to beat your latest box, excellent!
The Building Box looks great. Kudos
Every time I say there's no way to do better than the last box. But you keep proving me wrong.
That's one kick ass box!
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