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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

WENESDAY #5250

 One Of My Very Own 

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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PONDERABLES


$30+ Million Donated, Not One Cent to Help 1/6 Rioters

The man spends half his time bragging about how rich he is and the other half begging for money. 

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For many people, NOTHING is as important as money.

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Don't let facts get in your way.

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Replies from people I don't know:

In 1906, Alfred Henry Lewis stated, “There are only nine meals between mankind and anarchy.” Conventional wisdom is nine straight missed meals and you have a revolution on your hands. Unless you're French. Then it's sooner.

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You're watching it happen in real-time, homelessness and drug addiction each epic proportions, large-scale theft, people snapping like dry twigs, and murdering for the slightest inconvenience.

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My history teacher used to say that as soon as the number of winners in a system sinks below 10%, revolution is inevitable. He never gave a source for that formula though.

Who says we aren't already past that point? In the US, Republicans and FOX News are keeping the culture wars whipped up so people ignore the class war.

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Here's the difference between me and my distractors - I would be equally outraged if a liberal judge did the exact same thing.

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OBSERVATIONS ON WEAPONS


That WILL NOT solve all the problems, but at least it's a start.

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*And Blue.

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Growing up in the 50s we were so poor that all my school clothes came from the Army Surplus store. I was the only Japanese general in my class.

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I think what this country needs now, more than ever, is a new album from Taylor Swift.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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There must have been a rule that you couldn't move the glass.

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He did that very well I thought.

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*MNBT

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I think they should just admit that the larger the person the more soap they sell.

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That happens to me every time I bring a new box into the house.

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Artist

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I feel that most of my problems could be solved with a swim-up to margarita bar.

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My mother always thought I was on drugs when actually I was just contemplating the injustices in the world and I was on drugs.

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A WHOLE LOT OF 

PHYSICS GOING ON


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"You hit a what?"

- insurance agent probably

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For every action...

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With more speed, he could have taken advantage of the gyroscopic effect of his wheels.

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A body in motion...

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F = GMm r2
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Equal and opposite reaction...

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Firemen

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I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

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A shoutout to all of you people who would have been lobotomized had they been born 100 years ago.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


What is this?

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Un-fucking-believable.

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Craftsmanship at its finest.

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I hate everything about it.

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Did you notice that the replacement block isn't even of the same design?

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I like that it has a little slot for your scrotum for naked lounging.

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I would like all panels to be clear plastic so I could better see around me.

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Well, it looks like all the stacker people got fired.

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Did you use it as a steering wheel?

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It seems to me they are expending more energy than will be replaced by a French fry.

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After my book boxes, I have an affinity for such things.

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This is my wife's cousin Margaret's favorite Twilight Zone episode.

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So very many questions.

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Does anyone know why it is so blue?

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Bread Art

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*PLEASE HELP. I forgot the punchline.





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time : "When you think about it, it makes scents"

Ralph Henry said...

Bless you, my child.
RH

MIKE HARRIS said...

.A4-The horrible momment is when there are more people sponging on the State than being productive. A famous economist saw the rise of socialism, thus....."Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."

- Frederic Bastiat.

Anonymous said...

D 12 is it with the guy that could pause time?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear D12 Anon, It's about a guy who loves to read and there's a nuclear war and he's the only one left and after collecting a ton of books he breaks his glasses.
RH

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