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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, September 4, 2023

MONDAY #5367

 One Of My Very Own

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A warm welcome to all my Indonesian viewers. I hope you enjoy your stay.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Nothing brings back more memories than the phrase "Christmas Breakfast Tequila Shots".

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Non-alcoholic beer is like watching porn on the radio.


FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


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Sometime later...

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Sand Sculpture

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Blink is the plural of wink.

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The arborist made sure there were plenty of toilet trees in the bathroom.


FOOD FOR THOUGHT


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He had no more right to take those documents than he had to take, say, Air Force One or the White House dinner plates.

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Snoop Dogg and his wife Shante Broadus, 25 years later.

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True love is a most wonderful thing to behold. Now I want you to learn about  John Cazale, here with a young Meryl Streep

This is a very interesting read.

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MOTIVATIONAL TIDBITS THAT WORK FOR ME

I've had this exchange on countless mural sites:

"You are so lucky to be so talented."

"It occurs to me that the harder I work the luckier I get."

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SOURCE
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I haven't said "Wowzers" for a while, probably due to grief.

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The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.


GET LEARNT


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Remember these old designs to aid in parking cars?

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Now they have this...

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And apparently an add-on package...

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Other ideas were rejected due to their impracticality...

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But I'm waiting for this...

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You might say that they should not be punished for life for one little mistake, but that widow with those kids is being punished for life and they did nothing wrong.

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I would shit myself if I found one of those.

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Spotless Giraffe

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Music Copyright

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Some of you lack the disassociative skills needed to emotionally survive the apocalypse and it shows.

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Stay daft and walk silly.


WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


What would spook a horse enough to do that?

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I've had dreams that I could do that.

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It looks like Walmart on any given afternoon.

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Most Unusual Tunnel

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When workmen come to my house to do something I don't know how to do, I pull up a chair and watch them. I've done it with the windshield replacement, tree cutters, roofers, etc. People who know what they are doing fascinates me. Here are several examples:

Beer delivery in Switzerland

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Crusher

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Horse Doctor

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Horse Roping

That's why they wear gloves.

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Stump Grinding

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Tie Dye

Stunning.

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A Snuff Book for Children.

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That is not healthy adolescent behavior.

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Today's Sheep Twofer


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1698387040075735483

LOL

MIKE HARRIS said...

Re socialism vs capitalism. The difference being that under capitalism you all get rich and have i-phones et al. Under socialism a tiny elite thrives, gets medical treatment,education and the like while the rest are impoverished. The most cursory reading and historical awareness will tell you that. Just look at Russia, Cuba, Venezuala etc.,

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike,
In Capitalist America, a dozen people control half the wealth.
And as to us all being rich, well, that's just silly.
RH

Anonymous said...

Ralph Henry said...
Dear Mike,
In Capitalist America, a dozen people control half the wealth.
And as to us all being rich, well, that's just silly.
RH


You're way better off than the vast majority of people on this planet.

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