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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, October 31, 2023

TUESDAY #5424 HALLOWEEN

 One Of My Very Own

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HALLOWEEN GLEANINGS

PART ONE


As is my habit, Halloween posts are all Halloween. Enjoy the silliness.



















If you tell me that you don't go to musicals because people don't break out into song in real life then you are hanging out with the wrong people.

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I'm sorry but you can't always be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average. That is not our averages work.


HALLOWEEN GLEANINGS

PART TWO
































I once went to the dog pound to look for a puppy and a Mercedes drove up and a stylish mother and child got out and the kid walked right up to me, pointed, and said, "I want this one." I didn't know whether to be insulted or honored. So, I just whispered, "Twenty bucks or I pee on your car seat." She didn't have any cash, of course, so we settled for the little diamond ring she said her grandmother gave her for Christmas.

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The fact that we can accidentally bite the inside of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.


HALLOWEEN GLEANINGS

ALL MP4s


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Can you identify the 40 movies?

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5 comments:

Carlos said...

Please Ralph no more OOMVO's most are shite.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Carlos,
Thank you so very much for your comment. To ease your distress, I have instructed my board of directors to immediately address your concerns in order to elevate Folio Olio to a standard to which you will approve. In the future, if I ever post anything which you consider shite, please do not hesitate to bring it to my and my viewers' attention.
Have a blessed day.
RH.

Spam4phil said...

puzzle
Corn on the macabre

Great collection!!!

Anonymous said...

I love your OOMVO's! They make me lol, which, in these strange and dark times, I rarely find cause to do. Thank you for that.

Anonymous said...

Carlos can go suck his dog's ass.

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