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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, November 6, 2023

MONDAY #5430

 One Of My Very Own

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BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF

PART ONE


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Why do they have sign language during press conferences when with a click of a button you can get closed captions?

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Muscle memory, but it’s the Amazon driver pulling up to my house on the odd day he doesn’t have a package for us.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.


BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF

PART TWO


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Being against diversity is acknowledging that you are in a privileged status that you feel the need to protect.

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You better know how to hold 'em or 

you ain't never gonna fold 'em.

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Walmart bathrooms are my favorite place for me to feel like I’m taking a piss on the set of the movie “Saw”.


BUNCH OF RANDOM STUFF

PART THREE


Race Car

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Saving Shark

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A4 - Hi Ralph - My guess would be that it's because any deaf people attending in person won't have closed captions.

Robin

Anonymous said...

A4: I agree with Robin 100%. I never even thought that the signing during press conferences was for my benefit at home. I always assumed it was for those attending in person.

Anonymous said...

puzzle
Louisiana?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzle Person,
That works for me. I was looking for Ohio.
RH

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