FOLIO OLIO

TRUE SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE UP

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Glenn Beck had been trying for weeks to get a military fly-over for his event in Washington, but was denied. The rally was to start at 10am and at 9:59am at V-shaped formation of geese flew over. It was promptly declared a miracle. (TRUE)

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Jim Heselden, the owner of the Segway Company, died by driving his Segway off a 30-foot cliff into a river. (TRUE)

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In this restaurant in Thailand you must first catch your fish before you can eat it. (TRUE)

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This ad for an ice cream company's new flavor in the UK has been banned because it "might" be offensive to Christians. The tag line for the product is "Immaculately Conceived". (TRUE)
Four words......FUCK YOU MEDIEVAL MOTHERFUCKERS!

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If an alien ever lands in your back yard and says, "Take me to your leader", the Untied Nations is giving you someone to call.

Mazlan Othman, has been named head of the UN Office for Outer Space Affairs, and as such is Earth's official alien-spacecraft greeter. (TRUE)

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This, gentle readers, is an inflatable meatloaf. (TRUE)

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This Russian girl is selling her virginity for $5,000. I know that I shouldn't be posting this and promoting this sort of self-defilement, but this type of self-defilement is exactly the type of stuff I promote. Interesting paradox. (TRUE)

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After decades of research and biotechnology, they have developed an oyster that produces a golden colored pearl. WOW! (TRUE)

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This poor bastard...

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This is one of those "Secret Posts" where people anonymously send in their most intimate secrets. This one is absolutely extraordinary.

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This is a search engine that displays the least popular sites for your inquiry. I tried it and it works....sort of. (TRUE)

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There is a site for the sole purpose of having you submit a drawing of your favorite meal. The drawing must be your own work (although I don't know how they determine that) and feature a home cooked meal. (TRUE)

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This artist creates murals out of masking tape in the dead of night without permission. The first rain will ruin them, but I still like them. (TRUE)
If he had just used duct tape they would last for a thousand years.

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The inset reveals what the shape at the bottom of the painting looks like when looked at from a steep angle. If you have a laptop you can tilt it and see it for yourself. (TRUE)