STUFF YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY

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How NOT to win at Hide and Go Seek....

This has been around before.  It's a common enough image that is rather hard to see at first...

Highlight - [it's a cow looking at you ] Once seen it can not be unseen.

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It's Batman!!!!!

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We can look up in the sky and see the light from galaxies that was emitted before the earth was formed. 
Yeah, it's that big. (but, of course, we are special)

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My guess is that the hinges were on the wrong side....so......you do what you gotta do.

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You may not know this about me, but I'm a puzzle person.  The fastest I have ever completed a NY Times Sunday crossword was 42 minutes. (TRUE)  I also do other lesser word problems, including the Word Jumble.  This one beat be today and was just wondering if it is really hard or am I losing my edge.  Here are the jumbled letters out of which you need to make a word: PRUABT.

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MOM?!?

A man comes home from work and asks, "What's for dinner?"
His wife asks, "How does a little squab sound?"
He: "Coo, coo."

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Dance like no one is watching.....or not....

"I want one of what they're having."

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What celebrity would you most like to defecate on?

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Clever lad he....

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"Us baby boomers' fiscal policies bankrupted the nation and we walked away with all the profits. Now I would just like to say......B-3? Did he say B-3? BINGO!!!"

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The face in the grain is easy enough to identify, but did you notice what he's staring at?

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I went to my favorite pizza place and ordered one slice of pizza.  They gave me the smallest slice possible.  If the pizza was a pie chart of what you would do with the money if you won the lottery, he gave me the "donate to charity" slice.

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 Yeah, I missed it too...

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Downloading music without paying is like having sex with a prostitute for free.

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This just happened at the Ryder Cup...no photoshop...but who the fuck is that!?!

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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison) .....indeed.
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 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Well, the rest of us are.

And on a serious note....why aren't women outraged over the fact that men can run around topless on a beach and women would be arrested if they did the exact same thing? Get some balls women! ......oops...wrong metaphor.

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The "gum" is actually a high heel....

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Is there a rhyme for ORANGE, SILVER, PURPLE or MONTH?

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An umbilical cord phone charger....why not?

For my friend, Mel....

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The worst hand gesture EVER for an exonerated rapist...(you don't have to read the article)

 Fucking freaky he...no pun intended.

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This has got to look good on a resume...

(pleeeeeeeeeze....no tongue-tied jokes)

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Something tells me that this is going to be a short fight...

(at least she has her top on)

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One of my very own...

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