FUN WITH LANGUAGE

I'm sorry to admit it, but I'm getting a little burned out. I hope this works for you.

PEOPLE WITH MARKERS

Death - a once in a lifetime experience.

It's okay to pee in the tub when you're taking a shower, but it's not okay to pee in the tub when you're not taking a shower....just ask the wife of the guy where I played poker last night.

My blood type is Bud Light.

TOMBSTONES

NEWSPAPERS

"Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed."  Mahatma Gandhi

Ouch, John Glenn....

CHARTS AND GRAPHS

It's high time to legalize marijuana....high time. (hehehe)

Remember girls, your body is a temple, not a theme park.

SIGNS AND POSTERS

I went to the gun shop and told the guy I was looking for a weapon to defend my home from intruders. He showed me an AK47.
I said, "I just want something for a home intruder."
He said, "Okay, let's just say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute?"

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But my doctor is Muslim and I've found a bacon sandwich works best.

I have Van Gogh's ear for music.

World View #1...

World View #2...

When you think about it, we've had 3D movies for ages. They're called plays.

TRUE: There is a note in the end credits of Goblet of Fire that reads: "No dragons were harmed in the making of this movie."

BOOKS

When I take a really big shit, I call it a poo-nami.

TOONS TO AMUSE....

One of my very own...

WOMEN JUST SHOWING THEIR ASS....

 (Damn, girl, you might want to lay off those donuts)

Oh, look, somebody's been to the beach....

Dear Gentle Readers, I am putting together a collection of the most repulsive, politically incorrect, insulting images I can find. 
I'll be back up to true form soon...promise....