Violence sometimes IS the answer.
Nobody else counts eating as a sport.
If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials.
Forever is composed of nows.
I've always like stuff like this...
To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
The missing portions of the Colosseum were caused by salvaging to build houses and such...
I don't want to brag, but I can still fit into the same socks I wore in high school.
One of the greatest inventions of all time...
Try the tocos they said....best thing on the menu they said.
The insert is the picture from the realtor.
Then he went to Streetview...
A virgin's work station....
A man who accepts any challenge will make an interesting corpse.
The average human body contains enough bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
How a single man solves problems...
Children are like farts.
Your own are okay, but there is a problem with everyone else's.
Fun with electricity...
Starting a conversation with a beautiful woman is hard enough, but explaining why you're in her closet is damn near impossible.
You might want to look at this carefully...
I read quantum physics magazines for the particles.
They say winning isn't everything, and I've decided to take their word for it.
TRUE: A strand of DNA has so many possible combinations that the number is more than the atoms in the universe.
I wonder what happened to this show? I liked it.
Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.
My wife has a new tattoo...
I think you have serious mental problems, and so does my imaginary friend, Herbert.
Just because I hate everybody doesn't mean they have to hate me.
I put this collection together just for you...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Death is enevitable...and often very painful
"RUN, FOREST, RUN!"
Everything happens for a reason.
Except for things you fuck up by yourself.
Another face of Jesus in a rotten tomato...
If you ever see me eat one of these, call a doctor.
TOONS TO AMUSE...
ONE OF MY VERY OWN...
MORE TATTOOED WOMEN...
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