WEDNESDAY #1776

Here's a comment about my Saturday's post about me fucking with the NSA...

"What's the point with the NSA keyword hit list?  You're either trying to figure out their M.O. (which you won't, because you don't have expertise in comp. sci) or trying to somehow overload/disrupt their capabilities (which you won't, but you might get on a "troublemaker" list and receive extra scrutiny from the likes of the IRS or the image copyright people....)

 I don't get it.  The searches are run by bots -- of course traffic spikes when you use certain keywords.  Where's the beef?  Who sent you this link anyway?  Friend or foe, hmmm?"

I say...Fuck the NSA, fuck the IRS, and fuck the fucking copyright people. There, I've said it.

Seriously...it's not like we weren't warned over and over again...

Natural lighting of Denver's game against Dallas...

Yes...he is THAT good...the best football player I have ever seen.

Nobel Prizes 2013: An award for the Higgs Boson theorists, but not for the people who found it

( I don't know what this means, but it's something to think about )

Boy I wish I could afford to buy one of these so I could look at it every day in its subtle 3D...

I keep thinking about how screwed up the world is and how stupid people are…it’s just so frustrating. I just wish that there was something I could do….to make some money off of it.

Now THIS is street art...

A true review of an “art” play:

“What I saw was not one, not two, but three mayonnaise enemas. I do not need to see another mayonnaise enema for the rest of my life.”

I know it took years to learn. I know it's beautiful...

 ...but when you think about it...it's a silly thing to do with one's life.

The thing about youth culture is...I don't understand it anymore.

No matter how good you are at something, there are always a million people who are better at it.
So, let's have a beer.

That's fucking hilarious.

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.

I find it interesting that it doesn't seem to matter how fast devices get, if it's a little slower than usual we still get pissed off.

How to know a person has no idea what they are talking about...

Think outside the box? Shit, think outside the house...

Have you ever made a to-do list, looked at it, and thought, I can't do this without alcohol?
I have.

This is from the new batch of OOMVO's...

Oh, stop. Now you're embarrassing me.

Exactly.

This is me when the bartender serves the guy next to me even though I got there first...

( that's as true as anything I've ever posted )

Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing food prices, the 5 second rule has now been extended to 60. Please don't judge me...I'm just trying to save the world.

"Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a dietician!"

Look, people, taking a good, hard look at yourself is not the same as taking a selfie.



Oh, shit....

Did you ever notice there are no recipes for leftover bacon....or chocolate.

Hockey....you gotta love hockey...

Those motherfucker LIKE fighting.

No wonder my wife likes going to her Ob/Gyn...

Now go back and take a real close look at that "doctor".

Short rifle that still has long barrel...

Shell is fired from right above clip. Beautiful.

Good ole Abdul was always the life of the party...

An interviewer once asked me, "Just imagine you are on the 8th floor and there's a fire. How will you escape?"
I said, "Stop imagining."

Upside of global warming...

A melting patch of ancient snow in the mountains of Norway has revealed tools and weapons likely used by hunters to kill reindeer as long ago as 5,400 years.

I'm doing rather well in my sports gambling this year, thank you very much...

Ladies and gentlemen, meet J.J. Watt.
He is a Man...with a capital M.

Man at Women's Rights rally...

 Poor bastard never made it home...

Speaking of shoes...

Take a good look at these shoes. I guess they saw them in a magazine and said "just had to have them". 

Are American women really that malleable?

Really?

Men are not as easily swayed as women when it comes to fashion, but with a big enough advertising budget these would be in you guy's underwear drawer....

Don't think so? Think of how many times you have changed the width of your ties....just because someone told you to.

People who exert their energy just to put a smile on other people's faces deserve our gratitude...

Wonder is involuntary praise.

If the show "Cops" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from people with blurry faces.

A beautiful photo of an office building in Korea with people watching parade below...

I never heard of either of these...

I saw a documentary about ice breakers. It said that they do not crash into ice, but rather, power themselves up and onto the ice until its weight crushes it...

Did you ever wonder how Dora got that shirt to fit over that big ass head of hers?

One of the saddest things I've ever seen...

 - Winston Churchill

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

As best as I can discern, cake decorators are the most literal minded people in the world...

You know you're getting old when you don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.....and dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.



I'm assuming the long probes sticking out of those bombs are anti-personel...exploding just above the ground...

Okay, I get it...

 You don't want pipe lines, you don't want off-shore drilling, you don't want shale pressurization and you don't want to invade other countries to stabilize oil supply. So, tell me the part about how you fly to Omaha to visit grandma.