MONDAY #1871

Yeah, something stinks...

But how soon we forget...

Coalition to fight mass Internet surveillance declares global day of action, Feb 11

My wife said she likes the feel of the wind on her hairy legs when she rides her bike. I reminded her that she doesn’t ride a bike and she said, “Don’t be obtuse,” which, of course, ended the discussion.

I really like these...

Apparently, when you donate blood, it has to be YOUR blood.

Anti-smoking campaign...

If you write sonnets, you may or may not be in love.

I finally found it.......give it a moment...

You know how you feel when you're late and you can't find your keys? I bet Barrack Obama feels like the opposite of that all the time

So proud of myself for timing meal to optimum one bite of each left that I had to photograph it...

Holland's PM, the man nobody wants to shake hands with...

Yeah, I remember when this was what air travel looked like...

It’s not having what you want, it’s doing what you want.

SYDSE...

The human penis as a semen displacement device...yes, DISplacement.

The shape of the human penis could aid in "sperm competition," driving sperm out of the vagina prior to its own deposit if it is shaped wrong.

...just something else to worry about.

If you lose one sense your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humor have such a strong sense of self importance.

Dante was entirely too optimistic about the afterlife.

Check this out...

Made with pins and string...

When you condemn Palestine for terrorism, remember that Jews did exactly the same thing when they wanted a homeland...

 It was declared that Israel bombed itself into existence.

How to get a lizard to chase after you for a movie...

People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of dipping them are not the people you need in your life.

SHE: "I've told you I'd be there in 5 minutes...so stop calling me every half hour!"

Money can buy happiness, sorry.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet an asshole...

It's so cold that the local flasher was caught describing himself to women.

OOMVO...

My wife has named all her vibrators after "Walking Dead" characters.
I think I'm a Walker.

In that movie "The Two Escobars" they interviewed a cartel guy in prison and he was asked how many people he had killed. He said, "I've killed about 25 people, but only a psychopath keeps count." Indeed.

 Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Remember ladies, taking advice from someone who stands to make money off you is just stupid...

It turns out, an only child never fights with its siblings.

This child is extraordinarily beautiful...

At the end of the day, tax avoidance is all that matters.

Highly motivated, he...

Children's Book: "Though Bob the cow never hurt anyone, he was hung upside down and bleed dry."

 Artist rendition...

It was so cold the other day that I went outside to pee and it stacked up like sticks.

Is this true?

Australians don’t talk about their convict ancestors.

One awful way to get rid of a tattoo...

There is an app to teach kids resistor color code values. Those same values are the reason I had to take a color-blindness test prior to entering missile maintenance school....then never got to change a faulty one.

SYDSE...

American poet Charles Bukowski really liked to drink a lot. And then write about it.

I would love to come upon this in the wild...

 And I know many people would just cock their heads and ask "Why". Why has nothing to do with art.

Scott and Jim Reed, your children are still young enough to do this to...

This mother got pissed off at another fan and decided to take matters into her own hands...literally...

 Now imagine being married to her.

If you eat quinoa, you are a baby killer.

 I found it interesting that the photo accompanying that rather serious article was this...

What great place mats for children...

Congratulations! You Are Now Less Dumb. 

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

The young man on the next barstool said these words to me last night:

"Have you ever looked at a fly on your arm for a long time? Thinking they are looking back at you…judging you just like you are judging them as to whether they should die right that second with one swat?"

Then I got a hint as to his state of mind...
I agreed with him that complex protein molecules and/or life probably arrived on earth inside comets or astroids. Then he came up with the theory that life did not land here just once and the life that arrived was not all the same. He thinks that mushroom spores could have arrived from a completely different origin than the rest and consuming them allow you to see another dimension or focus back to the place of origin of the spores' "birth".