FOLIO OLIO: TUESDAY #1872

My football gambling is going very well, thank you very much. I predict Denver to take it all.

If I came upon this in the forest I would get an instant erection...

My guess is that these trees are too bent for the lumber mill, thus rejects and were probably donated for the art installation.

Sorry, guys, but you can't be a good Christian and think homosexuality is okay. They book is very plain on that. The ball is in your court.

SYDSE...

Wouldn't you love to know the story about that image? Sorry I don't have a clue...except maybe for a film.

Do. Not. Marry. This. Woman.

This was a real question asked by a Christian. I think it would be very interesting to see this taken to the extreme.

When you are a hammer, all problems are nails...

You may have noticed that I post many images of cops behaving badly against their own citizens. I think it's a real problem that should be addressed.

The essence of Philosophy boils down to sitting in a rocking chair mentally masturbating all day long.

Kurt Godel, the greatest logician since Aristotle, reportedly found a logical flaw in the US Constitution, one that could lead to a dictatorship; the problem, however, is that no one really knows what it is.

Let’s not kid ourselves; Europeans still hate each other.

I told my friend from Scotland that I had another friend from Ireland. I further stated that the Irish girl hated the English more than I hate anything. Then I asked him, "Do people from Scotland hate the English as much as the Irish." Without even looking at me he simply stated, "Yes," and took another sip from his beer. He said that with the same tone of voice that I would use if someone asked me if we had fresh water in America.

Turn in you dog card, Fido. You are a disgrace...

Ever wonder why marijuana was criminalized in the first place. This is a direct quote?

"This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others." — Harry Anslinger, the first commissioner of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics (an early predecessor of the DEA).

World Trade Center's inner core and, to me, showing the fragility of the building...

I find the term "YOLO" very interesting. You only live once.....so much for smoozing with Jesus for eternity.

WOW!

You can basically do whatever you want with an empty church. Except turn it into a mosque. Christians HATE that.

Sculptures I can't explain...

A chemical spill in West Virginia dumped upwards of 7,500 gallons of 4-methylcyclohexane methanol into the Elk River just a mile upstream from the West Virginia American Water intake system, contaminating local water supplies. 4-methylcyclohexane methanol is used in coal washing, a process that it would be reasonable to think of as "a good thing", because washing coal is what removes a lot of the sulfur that would otherwise contribute to acid rain. Basically, while we'd all prefer we didn't burn coal, if we're going to burn it, we want it to be washed. To do that, coal is crushed fine and dumped into a bath of frothy, foamy water. Relatively light coal floats and sticks to the foam. Relatively heavy sulfurous rock sinks. 4-methylcyclohexane methanol is one of the chemicals that can be used to make the froth.

This is intriguing...

Psychosurgery techniques used to cure mental illnesses in the 1950s and 1960s were brutal and barbaric and should never be repeated. However, psychology has not found any other useful developments in the past few decades, so they’re probably going to go back to doing lobotomies.

I feel sorry for men who have an intense need to prove their manhood...

Nuns are scary.

"I'll just flip this here omelette....aaaaand I'm having scrambled eggs.

The plural of "margarita" is "naked on a pool table with your feet up.....laying in pizza vomit".

Supposed to be a Jeopardy question. I've given it a lot of thought and still can't answer it...

It's been three years since India had a case of polio. There are now only three countries where polio is still endemic: Nigeria, Pakistan, and Afghanistan.

If there is a hell, this is what it would look like to me...

I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them.

OOMVO...

Tub is my favorite unit of measurement for food.

How...ah...fat are your students?

I'm just waiting for rich white people to finally gentrify prison.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" was probably not a good way to tell my daughter she was adopted.

When my daughter asked me where she came from, I told her, "Your mom’s vagina was the canvas. My dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You’re the art."

It was four years before she asked me another question.

I would like to meet this lady...

Come to find out, dust is a huge problem on the moon. Studies have determined that dust settles much faster on outside equipment much faster than they once calculated...