WEDNESDAY #1873

Let's stop investigating Chris Christie before we discover he's been sending out nude photos of himself. But seriously, he taught us to be careful about using email for sensitive issues like creating a man-made traffic disaster in New Jersey.

In other news, I read that somebody died from getting an atomic wedgie, confirming the fact that I have been doing it wrong all my life.

Do you normal people notice things like that little indention on the left of the glove box?

I noticed it right away...cause I notice a lot...and now I now why it's there.

To repeat: You people need to read up on this insanity.

TRUE: My father had a secretary whose name was Anita Dick.

The way it could have been...

Scottish Gaelic is likely to die out because of many reasons. But mainly, people just don’t want to use it.

Let me run this by all my new viewers...

The rich fucked over the planet and people throughout history and should compensate; but this will likely never happen.

Speaking of...

Girls with huge boobs will never know if they are really interesting.

I have a friend from Scotland. He talks just like that.

This is one of several issues of a real periodical...

Not saying my wife needs to lose weight, but after sex she smokes hams.

The poorest children on earth still find something to laugh about...

Oh, Mick, tell me it ain't so...

Christian missionaries went to China and came back as Confucian missionaries to Europe

Does this guy look like a badass?

 That's because he IS a badass.

SYDSE...

Hitler under Liberty's foot.

This is not a real periodical...

My wife called me the laziest person in the world.
If she hadn't been on the other side of the room I would have slapped her.

This artist's illustration of supernova 1987A reveals the cold, inner regions of the exploded star's remnants (in red) where tremendous amounts of dust were detected and imaged by ALMA. This inner region is contrasted with the outer shell (lacy white and blue circles), where the energy from the supernova is colliding with the envelope of gas ejected from the star prior to its powerful detonation.

Something to remember...

I think people who insist on keeping their organs after they die should be denied a spot on the donor list should they need one.

Uncle Ralph says...

You know what you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

I think we need a nudist pizza delivery service so we don't have to put on clothes to answer the door.

All the cows lived....for a while anyway.

This bullet spreads out to three feet and spins, making it very difficult to miss the target...

...even the wires will fuck you up.

Speaking of...

I once began to make list of everything I’ve ever stuck my dick in, then figured it would be easier to make a list of things I have yet stuck my dick into. Then I just check them off as I stick my dick into the item. I’m down to just three and if I haven’t stuck my dick between the soles of your feet, you just might be on my list.

Something I have managed to never to have seen before...

That's just fucking freaky.

The trouble with everything is you can't have it.

Ummmmm....

The possibility of healthcare reform makes me feel less guilty for giving you an STD.

Protestant don't have to do this shit...

I was raised a fundamentalist Christian and we didn't have to do shit...except believe. Yep, no funny hat, no confession, no weird child baptism, no nothing. You just show up, sing a couple of songs, listen to some shoe salesman part-time preacher tell you what he thinks the bible means in this or that passage, and go home and be saved.

ART AND WAR

A repost of a baricade painted as if it weren't there...

Othere war murals...

I couldn't help but notice that President Obama's choice of dog breed is also half black.

Tiktaalik, a fish-like creature that lived 375 million years ago, is a prime example of a transitional species — something between the ancient fish that swam in the seas and the ancient primitive amphibians that moved about on land. Discovered in Northern Canada in 2004, it represents the earliest example of front legs that we've found, so far, in the fossil record. Now, thanks to the discovery of some newer specimens that include the Tiktaalik's rear end, scientists also think it might be the earliest example of hind legs, too. Or, at least, proto forms of the hind leg. That's significant, because it suggests that animals were developing features that would become four legs before they actually started spending a lot of time on land. Previously, researchers had speculated that two-legged creatures might have been the first to move about on land. Now, it looks like the first land-fish were scooting about with their weight supported on back limbs as well as front.

"Critique My Dick Pic" is a website that does just what it says it does. She offers tips for making good dick pics and closes with this tidbit"

Some of the most memorable pictures I’ve received I never saw coming.

Real headline:

Mother and child could be born from the same uterus

The article explained that some young women have lost their uterus to cancer or some such shit and their mothers' donated theirs, thus making the headline true.

Found this on a humor site...a mural in my home town done by my friend, Blue Sky...

Then I came upon this...

My wife explained to me that it stops being a "shocker" when I do it every time.

You know who else put his friends into circles?
Dante.

AND THEN THERE'S THIS...

You all know what the Peter Principal is, but for you viewers who may have been in a coma for a few decades I will explain it.

In any organization a person is promoted as a reward for doing a great job, until he ends up in a job whose demands exceed his abilities. (Lawrence Peter - 1969)

Mr. Peter has added this observation to evolution. There were organisms who did their "job" so well that they were "promoted" by evolution to become more complex. This continued until life finds itself in a "job" for which it is incompetent.

Here is proof: Atomic weapons, Honey Boo-Boo, killing each other over whose 2000 year old myth is better, ruining of our environment, and my favorite, Bigfoot, ghosts, Nostradamus, UFO's and hillbillies on "science" shows on TV.

More intriguingly, he says that there is no reason to think that any alien lifeform, no matter how long it's been around, is much more advanced than we are, because according to him, the Peter Principal is universal.