Today I was sitting in my favorite bar when a crazy motherfucker married couple stopped by to see me. We had a ball...laughing til it hurt.
They were looking at the menu and I told them everything was good, and that my wife and I love the spaghetti. Then I added that they should avoid the calamari. Walt said, "Oh, don't worry, I don't eat anything I wouldn't willingly kiss in the mouth."
I thought that was one of the funniest things I have ever heard....but, of course, I had been drinking.
I like visual jokes and that one...well, it speaks for itself. I think the key word is "willingly".
And now it's time for my weekly rant....
See if you can read this without laughing...
1 comment:
I kept expecting to read "you may purchase a communion tiara for $40 at our church bookstore". What's the deal with the tiara?
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