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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

ANTI-SERMON


Today I was sitting in my favorite bar when a crazy motherfucker married couple stopped by to see me. We had a ball...laughing til it hurt.

They were looking at the menu and I told them everything was good, and that my wife and I love the spaghetti. Then I added that they should avoid the calamari. Walt said, "Oh, don't worry, I don't eat anything I wouldn't willingly kiss in the mouth."
I thought that was one of the funniest things I have ever heard....but, of course, I had been drinking.
I like visual jokes and that one...well, it speaks for itself. I think the key word is "willingly".


And now it's time for my weekly rant....











See if you can read this without laughing...








1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I kept expecting to read "you may purchase a communion tiara for $40 at our church bookstore". What's the deal with the tiara?

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