MONDAY #1990

The website of Minnesota's DNR links to an EagleCam, where you can monitor the progress of a newly-hatched eaglet.  With an overabundance of caution, they warn that "content may not be suitable for younger viewers."

Daylight savings time introduces a glitch into the birth of twins:  "Allison's time of birth was 1:06 a.m., which makes her 26 minutes older than her brother even though he was born first."

Behind the scenes of 2001....

I really liked that movie.

Be very careful with judging cause and effect here, folks...

I like to sit out front the Apple Store on a lawn chair and have a thermos for no reason other than to freak people out.

A chicken egg cracked open under water...

My wife said mine was the biggest dick she had ever seen and she has seen A LOT of dicks.

Development of the human face in the womb...

My wife's mother is having.....problems...

Read these and thought of her...

This got me to thinking...

A guy picks up a girl and they go back to his place and she removes her girdle, her eye lashes, her special push up bra, and high heels to reveal her true height. They get along long enough for her true hair color to grow back, along with her eyebrows, and leg and armpit hair, plus he finally sees the true hue of her complexion. Then she gets furious that he lied about exaggerating the amount of money he made.

Jon Snow wants more male nudity in Game Of Thrones: “It’s only right.”

The University of South Carolina landscaped the campus one time and simply removed all the shrubs and grass and left it that way for a semester. Then they placed all the sidewalks EXACTLY where the paths were...the wider the path the wider the sidewalk.

The is EXACTLY the way I feel about my wife...

I tell many young men this old saying: He waited for years until he found the perfect woman only to find out she was waiting for the perfect man.

 My guess that Illinois has such awful numbers due to Chicago....same with Michigan and Detroit.

Two Of My Very Own...

If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.

Ha! I had run into the word "ennui" many times, but had never had to pronounce it. The first time I did, I pronounced it "In-u-i" and after the laughter subsided, I was corrected.

The only thing that Chinese people don’t eat that has legs are chairs.

That moment when you go to squish a bug and realize it flies.

Must be nice to be a governor...

 Bacon wrapped grilled onion rings because we deserve it.

If you can't taste the diabetes, then you're doing it wrong.

 We know other animals are born with all sorts of innate memories, like fear of a certain other animal, etc, but humans? Well, right out of the womb a tiny infant can grasp two fingers and be lifted off the bed. But what about shorter term memories?

Can we all just stop the whining about useless shit?

Take a good long look...

 It's just a hoolahoop leaning against a bed.

Anybody got any idea as to why this would be necessary?

And so very casual.

Watched a Ted talk about the next generation of these...

It is most impressive...

 If you have never looked through Ted.com, I strongly suggest that you do. You can find a subject you are interested in, I guarantee it.

You gotta love this guy...