Gaza tunnel of which there are dozens...
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Officials in Sierra Leone are asking the public to assist in finding the first known resident of the capital to contract Ebola.
Her family forcibly removed her from a hospital in Freetown after she tested positive for the deadly virus. On radio stations around the West African nation, appeals for help in locating the 32-year-old.
"Saudatu Koroma of 25 Old Railway Line, Brima Lane, Wellington," read the broadcast announcement. "She is a positive case and her being out there is a risk to all. We need the public to help us locate her."
(a modern day Typhoid Mary?)
Pressing “Shuffle” on my iTunes before getting into the
shower is the biggest risk I take all day.
Of course, it is, sweetie...
One of the oldest people in US wants to be the oldest
person on earth, saying, “There are so few ahead of me and they have to die
off.”
One Of My Very Own...
Mary had a little lamb…and fries and a Coke.
Don’t you hate it when strange women whisper unseemly
proposals in your ear involving cocaine and extremely low moral standards?
I have a whole week-end post scheduled of Things Going South. This almost made the cut, but not enough mayhem...
It really bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas don’t rhyme.
ANTI-SERMON
Dear Christian,
By your own admission, people have been making up religions for...oh...ever. You scoff at the notion that people are reborn as animals. You know that the Pharaoh did go up in heaven, intact, because his body is still in the tomb. I could go on and on, but the point is, that you believe that out of all these ten of thousands of "inventions", yours is the only one that isn't bullshit.
I find that....amusing.
By your own admission, people have been making up religions for...oh...ever. You scoff at the notion that people are reborn as animals. You know that the Pharaoh did go up in heaven, intact, because his body is still in the tomb. I could go on and on, but the point is, that you believe that out of all these ten of thousands of "inventions", yours is the only one that isn't bullshit.
I find that....amusing.
To me, it seems people don't want to take personal responsibility for there lives, believing instead that there is some grand agenda of which you are a part.
And when she gets hit by a speeding bus on the way home, he didn't care to let her get home. It's just all so...silly.
Self-fulling answers...Christians are masters of them. If you see something wonderful, god did it. If you don't see it, then he doing something bigger we can't see. Couldn't you say the same thing about, say, a toad...or a TV set?
As I understand it, job #1 for Christians is to express that you accept Jesus as you Lord and then get baptized and eat a cookie from time to time. Job #2 is to help the poor. NUMBER TWO!!! So, how you doing? What are you going to tell Jesus when he asks you to list all the poor people, by name, that you saved?
1 comment:
Don’t you hate it when strange women whisper unseemly proposals in her year involving cocaine and extremely low moral standards?
Should "her year" have been "your ear".
Anyways, good blog today.
Townada
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