A man by the name of McIlroy won the British Open golf tournament. When he was 15 years old, his father bet $684 at 500 to 1 that his son would win the British Open before he was 25...and younger McIlroy did just that. That's a nice payoff. From a gambler: 500/1 is hard to pass up.
Tylenol—and its active ingredient
Acetaminophen—is one of the most popular pain relievers in the world but
surprisingly no one seems to know why it actually works. Some researchers say
Acetaminophen affects some pain receptors the same way marihuana does.
My wife's sexual history is somewhat more extensive than my own. I'm like, "Yeah, I fooled around in a drive-in theater once." And she like, "That's cool. Once I had a threesome while riding horseback through a tent revival."
This ended too quickly!
I wanted to know if it ever figured out how to get on its feet. Many of these things are left to their own learning to figure out how to become mobile...just like a human child.
LS3—the son of the scary quadruped robot
also known as Big Dog—has been deployed for the first time during the RIMPAC
2014, the multinational maritime war games in and around the Hawaiian Islands.
It looks different from the last time we saw it, more like a big ox than a
giant dog.
I need one of these...
If men carried handbags we'd steal a lot more pint glasses from bars.
Discipline in a nutshell...
My wife has begun to wear a Darth Vader mask and refuses to answer to anything other than "Darth Vagie".
Guy uses the script for the Great Labowski to make this image...
Photography...
Hospital release form...
My bet is that he had figured that out for himself.
It can ALWAYS get worse...
I'm too cheap to buy the "Life Alert" necklace thing, so I just wear my garage door opener around my neck and the neighbors know to call 911 if they see my garage door going up and down.
I have a thing with moss...
I've transplanted several kinds all over my yard.
Many women whine about there being too many male CEO's, but I don't see them upset over the amount of male truck drivers, coal miners and garbage collectors.
Wow!
We should be honored that a house fly only lives a month and chooses to spend most of its time with us.
Photography...
Have you ever considered the tens of thousands of lives that have been saved just because we have an elaborate EMT system in every city...
Cutting out gluten is a great way to lose weight and
friends.
Vantablack is a material that reflects only
0.04 percent of the light sent its way, sufficiently dark as to be beyond human
perception: any folds or other contours that may be present will remain
completely invisible under normal lighting.
I will never forget when my daughter walked into our bedroom while wife and I were having sex...
She just turned and returned to her room. Wife went in to explain and the first thing my daughter said was, "Was he hurting you?" She was very furious at ME.
One Of My Very Own...
Motorcycle gets hit from behind...
TRUE: I had a friend whose motorcycle was hit from behind. When the cops showed up the woman in the car said the motorcyclist had put it in reverse and run into the front of her car. The cop knew that the motorcycle didn't have a reverse.
Christmas must be tough when you can't afford heat.
Well, I screwed up. The other day I posted something in reference to this, which, of course, I had not posted yet.
Sorry...
Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi was arrested
for allegedly distributing the digital file of a 3D model of her genitals as
part of project to make a vagina boat. Igarashi has previously made a vagina
kayak, a vagina lampshade, a remote-controlled vagina car, a vagina smart phone
case, and other items.
My wife thinks a small amount of domestic violence help to make a stable relationship. But I'm getting tired of coming up with excuses for my bruises.
Funny guy...
Whoever came up with the phrase "The freaks come out at night" has clearly never been to Walmart during the day.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast is like cleaning your ass before taking a shit.
Never understood why Folio Olio comments get spammed by people like this...
For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a
dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Probably even pay for parking too.
Just sayin'.
More often than not, when I eat at someone's house they serve food I can't stand and I have to do this...
If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn't be telling you this".
Sometimes all you need is 500 million dollars.
Thank me later.
If you work in a hospital it's hard to fake call in sick.
If you work in a hospital it's hard to fake call in sick.
And nary a brake.
A mural...
Reminded me of this...
I remember making fun of old people who clipped newspaper articles and sent them to each other. Now as a blogger, I do the exact same thing.
Shit you don't see everyday...
Whatever he's waiting on to happen, he's ready.
TERMS FOR INTERCOURSE THROUGH THE AGES
1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
4. Play at couch quail (1521)
5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
6. Board a land carrack (1604)
7. Fadoodling (1611)
8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
9. Night physic (1621)
10. Princum-prancum (1630)
11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
12. Join paunches (1656)
13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
20. Join giblets (1680)
21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
22. Lerricompoop (1694)
23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
24. Houghmagandy (1700)
25. Pogue the hone (1719)
26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
27. Dance the kipples (1796)
28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)
Why I watch cooking shows...
Last night I watched the movie "The Counselor". It had a scene where Cameron Diaz makes love to a man's car by doing the splits across the windshield and humping it, while her boyfriend, Javier Bardem, is in the front seat watching. When a friend later asked him if it was erotic he had two great lines:
"It was more gynecological than erotic."
"It looked like one of those lampreys sucking on the side of the aquarium."
The difference between marijuana and alcohol...
You are free to choose, but you are not free from the
consequences of your choice.
Whatever you should be doing right now,
go fucking do it.
go fucking do it.
2 comments:
Its actually the metabolite of acetaminophen that is involved. One mechanism is by the indirect inhibition of the TRPV1 receptor in the midbrain, which is involved in pain transmission. This same metabolite also increases the ability of our body's "own marijuana", a chemical called anandamide, to stimulate cannabinoid receptors.
Bruce
Yeah, now you're just showing off! ...with whatever you just wrote.
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