THURSDAY #2090

Let's try it a cappella...

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It's gameday, boys and girls. Remember, USC/TexAM's over/under is 58 points. Take under. I have laid bets all over town and feel very confident. We shall see.
By the way, do you even know how badass a Gamecock really is....stay tuned....

That little bitch running off down the hallway is a Texas A&M graduate.
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Israel's Iron Dome intercepting 15 rockets at once...

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Dear Protestors,
This is attempted murder and you will be punished harshly...

And justifiably.

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Yet another sneaker containing a dismembered foot washed up along the Pacific Northwest coast, the 15th since 2007. 

New Balance viral marketing campaign gone too far?

If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, then you pants are tucked into your shirt.

Give this a minute or two...

If you could bestow consciousness upon a common household appliance, which do you choose?

Photographs by Dennis Hopper...yes, that Dennis Hopper...

He seems to have hung out with a lot of artists...

 Robert Rauschenberg

The tongue thing - he used to transfer newspaper images to his work. I can only assume he transferred one to his tongue.

Jean Tinguely - I like this guy's work...

Roy Lichtenstein

This guy lived in Vermont or some such place and painted all year; made appointments at New York galleries; loaded all his work in a U-Haul; then drove to NY and had the gallery owners board the truck and view his art. When he was rejected, he would return to his home, completely change his style and return to NY to dance the dance once more. He did this for several years until his style changed to enlarged comic book imagery, which was accepted and sold like wild fire.

I, personally and professionally, have some problems with his whole methodology...but maybe that's just me.

Street Commentary...

If you had to chop off a leg or your penis, which leg would you chop off?

The 5 second rule doesn’t apply at the beach.

1004180 = I owe nothing fore I ate nothing.

Never knew this ever existed...

Three gifs I really like...

A safety rail. What a marvelous idea...

If you think dogs can’ count, try putting 3 treats in your pocket and only giving him 1.

A device that will allow you to put clock hands almost anywhere...

I once went on a date with a girl I had been sleeping with for three months. I miss that girl.

What fun...

It’s not stupid if it works.

I KNEW IT!

Horror movies. You go upstairs looking for god knows what and then you say...

No matter the grotesque shit you just saw, when you hear a noise, you always say...

I call that very lazy writing.
Even lazier are what the last survivors always say...

Yeah, that ought to stop the maniacle dismemberer.

Dr Ratan, the director of a local hospital, told the Daily Mail: As far as my knowledge goes, this is an extremely rare condition.

 How extremely rare is "extremely rare"?
By the way, this malady doesn't just effect the hands. There were examples of other body parts equally oversized.

One Of My Very Own...

Child arrested after writing story about shooting a dinosaur...

My wife will like this...

Yesterday I was asked my church preference. I said, “Red brick.”

 I never knew how they did this...

Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Teaching him to fetch a beer from your neighbor’s house is genius.

Kind of looks like a dinosaur don't it...

Forget the hot sex...what the fuck is the matter with his pants waist?!

I'm in the Guinness book. Not the world records one, the one at the brewery that's says which people are not allowed back.

Fuck the police...

 You ever been so mad you hit a bitch with a bitch?

Why does toilet paper have to be advertised?

Florida anti-pot leader: weed is a date rape drug and will make you gay and vulnerable to AIDS.

(sadder still are the blind sheep who believe him)

Let that sink in.

The next scream you hear may be your own.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

This guy took lessons...

Came across this from Melbourne...

 But what's wrong with her nose?

Not only are you outweighed by 150 pounds...

 ...she hasn't eaten all day.

Read carefully...

If I only wanted one drink, I’d go to communion.

Terror is a general state, and it's internal to a person. Terror is not the person we're fighting, the "terrorist." The word terror activates your fear, and fear activates the strict father model, which is what conservatives want. The "war on terror" is not about stopping you from being afraid, it's about making you afraid.