FRIDAY #2292

 One Of My Very Own...

Photography I can tolerate...

Did you notice that the negative space to the left and right of the tree are almost identical?

Magnetic North, Evgenia Arbugaeva...

You might want to study this next one a moment...

Malice in Wonderland, a fantastically strange short animation based on Lewis Carroll's famous story, but beginning with a white rabbit flying into a woman's vulva. And then it gets weird.

What a fun movie that was.

Dry stone... 

That means there is no mortar.

Today I saw a cat with three legs, which was much better than finding the alternative, just a cat's leg.

How is it that I have never seen this before?

There is nothing…

So tragic…

As seeing a family…

Pulled apart…

By a pack of wolves.

I may, in fact, spend too much time talking about Walking Dead...

 But I once wrote a book about the end of civilization and I AT LEAST want the characters to be as smart as I am. With that said, why wouldn't they sleep in one of these when they are traveling?

Think about it, a piece of cloth and a little rope, then you would never have to fear being eaten while you slept.

 Want to guess what these are...

Snail teeth. 

This is the way Europeans draw on their money...

I remember how surprised I was to learn that he got off the island about half way through the book...

Then he went home and fucked around for, oh, ever.

There was no indication that this was manipulated...

It's supposed to be a photograph. Anybody?

Watch long enough for the gas cap to just disappear...

I wonder how many people will miss the humor in this...

(I have gotten a lot of mileage from that joke)

Rosso di Sera, an Italian ready-to-wear clothing chain, has caused a stir by putting up the huge publicity poster of a semi-nude woman dressed as a nun in Naples less than two weeks before Pope Francis is due to visit the southern port city.

Nun breasts...causing a stir...in Italy? Who could have seen that coming?

Shawshank Redemption alternative ending...

In another part of the world, this is a sport....

We all have a line that must not be crossed...

Granary Squirt, An App for Playing ‘Snake’ With the Fountains at Granary Square in King’s Cross, London

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus? A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

There is a racist joke in here some place...

“Apathy is the best…whatever.”

 Notice the people moving around during the time lapse...

All the cool guys smoke...

All of them...

le Bat...

My wife wore a ski mask to bed. Said if there’s a home invasion the intruders will think she’s a part of the gang.

Google Street View and structural fatigue...

Guy finds a dead snake...

Just stop with the criminalizing of sex workers, it’s not helping, no really

My Final Word...