WEDNESDAY #2297

One Of My Very Own...

Yesterday I spent all day with my daughter and my soon to be grandson. We had a wonderful time, capped off with a great meal. It can't get any better than that.
Wife's head is shaved again. She didn't make as much money this time, but she did reach her goal. I take great pride in her activism.

I have no idea why this is funny...

I just found it and felt guilty about not posting anything for Women's Month.

 Race walking is a long-distance athletic event. Although it is a foot race, it is different from running in that one foot must "appear" to be in contact with the ground at all times.

 Below, the walker at the right appears to be illegal in that both feet are off the ground, but according to the current rules, an infraction is only committed when the loss of contact is visible to the human eye...

By the way, I know about race walking because I made a bet about it...and won. But during the research I found out that basically, if no one sees you cheating, then it's not cheating. Interesting sport.

Putin is the type of guy to watch Star Wars and hope they crush the rebels.

Jesus said, “You should not put the word of god to the test.”

That's true you know. And if you were honest with yourself, what do you think would happen if we put prayer to the test?

This reminds me of the vortexes in the swimming pool...

A sweater that will pet your dog for you...

In case both your hands are busy playing video games or popping zits.

Isn’t it funny how when you’re young you want to be older, but when you’re old you want to be a giant lizard man with laser heat vision?

Look carefully...

Nice bit of engineering. 

What an awe inspiring image...

Something to think about:
Those folks spent a lot of time and energy building Stone Henge...

Then for some reason that eludes me, some people came along and fucked it up. Think about that. Not only did the vandals tear a lot of it down, they hauled off the massive stones.

Now flash forward to those lunatics ruining the art in Syria. What small, small people.

I take great comfort that I will die completely, totally in love with my wife.

I know I've posted this before, but I am still amazed that he could do that and not be embarrassed.

By the way I lost several bets on Le Classico...Real Madrid vs Barcelona. But what a game. The best players ever to play the game.

Affirmative Consent Explained:

If you say “hey, would you like a cup of tea?” and they um and ahh and say, “I’m not really sure…” then you can make them a cup of tea or not, but be aware that they might not drink it, and if they don’t drink it then – this is the important bit – don’t make them drink it. You can’t blame them for you going to the effort of making the tea on the off-chance they wanted it; you just have to deal with them not drinking it. Just because you made it doesn’t mean you are entitled to watch them drink it.

Women...

The March 5th episode of Nickelodeon's Oggy and the Cockroaches showed a framed photo of a topless cartoon character. Nickelodeon has pulled the episode from its website, but the damage cannot be undone.

One parent whose child spotted the XXX pic on TV tells us he was “extremely unhappy” and was “forced to have a female anatomy talk with his 8-year-old son. It wasn't fun.”

Yeah, like a third grader doesn't know about boobs.

I've run out of things to be pissed off about. I hope Justin Beiber has kids soon.

Things come apart, Todd McLellan.

The first two are pretty obvious...

 Want to guess what this one is?

Walkman.

Map of London tube showing every car coming and going...

 She’s not there, Kumi Yamashita

You can only get water from the bottom of the hill. Jack and Jill died of stupidity.

 Andrew B. Myers's photographs of perfectly organized objects -- from fruit to toys to telephones -- have a cartoonish illustrative style.

 And it looks so computer generated.

 But as you can see from the image below containing a strategically placed human, they are quite real.

90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you.

 Proving contact between the far north and the arabs.

That is one badass looking weapon of war.

So what happens when he gets to the bottom?

I mean, all those carts weigh A LOT, and moving that fast they ain't going to be easy to stop.  

"How big is your lot?"

"It's 2....no, wait, I mean 1 1/2 acres."

My Final Word...